"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Important Stupid Question?

DJ_Trainee_10

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Well Prom is coming up... DJing has landed me in a group with several HB7's-HB9's. I'm not the greatest dancer, probably not even good, and I'm going to dance anyway.

My question: Do girls like it when you 'pitch your tent' while you grind on them? If not, what do I do? If they do, what do I do? haha..

DJing really hasn't upped my dancing skill one bit... but I'm still going to Prom and dance with the confidence of a DJ.

Help appreciated,
DJ_Trainee_10
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Look, don't worry about poppin a boner, you probably will be all tied up trying to dance as to not look like an idiot that you'll forget about your d*ck but if it does occur, all i can say is go with it, go with the flow and you'll be surprised that it really isnt as big a deal as you think.

on dancing, I suck at it but I notice that if I move my shoulders in congruence with my hips, I look like I'm an expert..and I've been told so by many ppl when i'm drunk(the only time I will dance).
 

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Dimebag_Darrell said:
Look, don't worry about poppin a boner, you probably will be all tied up trying to dance as to not look like an idiot that you'll forget about your d*ck but if it does occur, all i can say is go with it, go with the flow and you'll be surprised that it really isnt as big a deal as you think.
Don't think about anything whatsoever except having a good time. Be the life of the party young brother.

on dancing, I suck at it but I notice that if I move my shoulders in congruence with my hips, I look like I'm an expert..and I've been told so by many ppl when i'm drunk(the only time I will dance).
A-fvckin'-men! My brother just got married and I stopped counting at 27 Jack and Diet cokes (Though I was recently informed I also drank half a bottle of 23 year old Scotch with my Sister -In laws' Father! :D ) All of the groomsman and I and my brother did the fvcking YMCA in front of everyone. No way in hell would I have done that sober.
 

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Many girls actually find it to be a turn on when you pop one. If you do, grind even harder.
 

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wat do u mean by pitch your tent??
advice-keep dancing no matter what and socaillise, the most important thing-have fun
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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