"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Important Advice About Pictures!

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I took a couple of pics with me and my girlfriend ****ing and here is the thing...

IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND STILL LIVES WITH HER PARENTS, DONT SEND THEM TO HER BECAUSE HER MOM WILL FIND THEM ON HER COMPUTER AND IT TURNS INTO ROMEO AND JULIET TIME!

FOR THE LOSE!

I got a good laugh out of it tho:up:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Ouch! You are lucky it was her mother and not her father, whom her mother will probably never tell out of fear that he will end up in prison for murder. I have an 11 year old daughter and one day when she is of age and doing her business if nude pictures come across my computer... Ok.. Ok.. Count...
 
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