"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Immortality, Robots and You

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An article on Ray Kurzweil, one of my favorite inventors of all time.

http://www.wired.com/medtech/drugs/magazine/16-04/ff_kurzweil?currentPage=all

Kurzweil has a fascinating view of the future, chock full of practical science fiction. From robotic organs to immortal human intelligence and evolutionary singularites, Ray maps out the transition to a bizarre and intriguing tomorrow.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Fame! I'm going to live forever.

If I can project I may live to be 125 then I don't have to feel so old at 31 I suppose. Interesting stuff.
 

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immortality is a myth, it ain't ever going to happen in my opinion.
 

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Let's just see if you feel the same way when you're 250 years old, youngin'.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Dude I saw that the other day. Scared the crap out of me.
 

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Honestly, I'd never WANT to live forever. I think it'd be awful.

It'd be so tiring, and I kinda want to see what death holds.
 

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Don't want to live forever? Pick the day you want to die.

for most people it's always sometime in the future unless they are ill and in unbearable pain or mentally ill or something.

I want to live forever. I want to see the day when my corporeal body is composed of state of the art nano-bots that can do marvelous magical things and when my consciousness doesn't depend on any one corporeal housing.
 
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bigjohnson said:
I want to see they day when my corporeal body is composed of state of the art nano-bots
lookin' good kid!
 

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I really want to see what the future holds. Especially within the field of technology etc. That Boston robot was sick! Check out Akimo on youtube too. Its insane that they have this technology already.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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But can a robot savior lead us in war?
 

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Holy **** that dog thing is so sweet. I didn't know we were anywhere close to making something that can actually walk and run on four legs intelligently. The way it recovered when slipping on the ice was very impressive.

Couple more years and that thing will be on two legs.
 

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I'm conflicted.

I want the 2017 model that looks like an anatomically correct Winona Ryder, age 20, but I fear that the Army already has 3 with guns on them somewhere in New Mexico, practicing their marksmanship.
 
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