DoubleA
Senior Don Juan
Hey!
We got to meet up at Oasis or something...
We got to meet up at Oasis or something...
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Immaculate & Trimm we gotta hangout
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Immaculate
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What the f@ck
Man I'm facing a DWI if you are serious I'm in no condition to be going out sarging.
I will spend the next year, alone, at my house, reading, studying, working out, and when the year is up, I'll be ready to be mac of the century.
Man I'm facing a DWI if you are serious I'm in no condition to be going out sarging.
I will spend the next year, alone, at my house, reading, studying, working out, and when the year is up, I'll be ready to be mac of the century.
Immaculate
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Maybe I can find a chic in this town I live in even without a drivers license.
It's a small town.
This will be my goal : sarge a b!tch on foot or bike LOL... then just have her come over whenever.
It's a small town.
This will be my goal : sarge a b!tch on foot or bike LOL... then just have her come over whenever.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Don't laugh, I've done it while I was on my bike.
Immaculate
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I have to laugh. It's the only thing keeping me from shooting myself. That and thank god for my ex girl. She keeps me company every night now. Without her I wouldn't have a girl in this world who gives 2 sh!ts about me right now.Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Don't laugh, I've done it while I was on my bike.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Immaculate
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So who's going to pick my sorry ass up and bring me home?
Random Hero
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The DWI is pretty serious but why not use the excuse of you think you deserve to have a chauffer drive you around?
Immaculate
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yeah that's not bad if it was a limo driving me around.
DoubleA
Senior Don Juan
There plenty of women in THa BRIDGE to holla at.
The problem is you may not want them. They are some BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGG Gals. But they have cars. Just go up to Gecko's/Oasis, and play that role.
Happy Holidays.
The problem is you may not want them. They are some BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGG Gals. But they have cars. Just go up to Gecko's/Oasis, and play that role.
Happy Holidays.
TheInfamousCBear
Master Don Juan
Youre still in the area Rollo? Maaaannnn, Ive given up on this place, its just too much work to get a broad, getting broads shouldnt be as hard as it is here, it so easy in other parts of the country, and the girls here aint sh1t anyways...Im moving in August to go to school, and Im never coming back here, maybe to visit for like 2 days, lol...
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.