"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I'm way to f'ing serious...

SandHawk

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I've had a bit of a down time from gaming for a few months. Didn't really spend too much time hitting on girls since the start of december after I pulled a cute chick in a hostel(and no, haven't dated her as she was from a different country but we had loads of sex in 2 days).

However, as I recently started to get back into gaming I discovered my major problem: I'm way too serious! I am ****y, and that's sometimes funny, but I severely lack in the funny department. Any tips on improving this, because a lot of the conversations I have just go stale because of this.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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killahpl

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FWIW, humor's not that difficult to figure out, it's all about having a unique perspective on stuff and exaggerating reality.

That being said, there's different kinds of humor, some of which are not good with women. Examples:

Someone says, 'you got a lot of body hair!, and you come back with, 'yeah, I like to rub sugar in it and catch flies that way' - while maybe funny, it's also self-deprecating, e.g. BAD

Or a joke like, 'What's that fleshy stuff around the vagina called? A woman' - while funny to guys, probably less so to most girls, e.g. BAD

Too goofy is also bad.

BUT!

Let's say the girl attends college and you've got a job; after talking to her, you can say something like, 'now back to studying for you, you gotta finish college cuz I'm looking for someone to support me'

Or let's say she's got an exam coming up. You can tell her 'no pressure with the exams; if you drop out of college, they're looking for a cleaning lady at my company. You get a decent salary plus benefits'

She giggles and says, 'what benefits?', to which you can say, 'you get your own mop, dustcloth and bucket, pluds the added benefit of being around me'

Now for example, in my country (and in much of Europe) there's this day called 'Fat Thursday' where you basically eat a ****load of donuts. I send a quick text, 'easy on the donuts today, allright?'

Another one, which only works when you've got the girl's number and she's got your number and knows who you are. You call her up and say something completely random like 'Hello? Is this the National Deaf-Mute Association? I'd like to sign up if at all possible'.

Generally, you can watch some stand-up some stand-up comedians, or even better, go watch all Evenings with Kevin Smith. The guy's hilarious, but you gotta be careful, because he's got a lot of self-deprecating stuff, but HE can get away with it because he's got money/status.

A good example of the 'self-deprecating humor is not good with women' theory is Cona O'Brien. Conan is popular as **** with guys, and I personally nearly die laughing from some of his stuff, but he's ALL about self-deprecating, and women don't respond as well as guys to him, or at least that has been my experience.
 
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