"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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im virgin so don't know much. give me advice

moneyisking

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as you can see from my thread below, i almost had sex but quite not so.
but from that experience, i thought man i need to at least know
basic outline of sex; frankly i dont think real people fvck like people do
in porn, that typical: d!ck sucking-->cu*nt licking--->penetration-->jeez

i mean i know some sh!t like neck kissing, neck biting, yanking hair and etc crap
but never done it, so... u get the picture. nothing serves like the experience, but better to enter the dungeon with a map than nothing. cheers!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Chickfight

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Try to figure out what she likes by trying a bunch of things and seeing how she responds, or just ask her if she likes it. Also, when she does something you like. Don't be timid. Let her know you like it.

When I have sex with a girl for the first time, I go with something like this:

-making out heavily, make sure to stroke her all over, not just her tits and ass.
-start moving down to rub it. Finger her.
-take off all remaining clothes
-Start kissing downwards and lick it if she wants it
-If not keep fingering her
-Plunge in when you feel it's time.

Girls take longer to get there than guys so that's why it's a good idea to warm her up before you go in. Give her a good 10-20 minutes of stimulation before you penetrate. If you want to satisfy her atleast.
After the first time you can start making special requests ;)
 

Deadly_Ripped

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I ALMOST NEVER eat a girl out the first time I have sex with her.

There's actually a REALLY GREAT book out there called "The Sex God Method" and it's practically an erotic novel because of the way it uses anecdotes to describe techniques and mindset, but it is an invaluable tool that explains - in extremely graphic detail, how to turn her on like you're a porn star - without using crazy sex techniques.
 

JustWuzzle

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sexgod method is great. you need a practice girl someone you know likes you would die to see you trust me read my post about my earlier adventures. Don't be afraid to touch get close if she moves away you move with her. Talk naughty also. Say I wanna taste you or. I wanna kiss u so bad. It's ok to sound a little desperate and passionate. when walking with a woman keep your hands on the small of their backs I get hard doing that it works for me. When I was out yesterday I just kept getting closer to her I would give her "eyes". I look at every place I wanna kiss butt neck lips tits pvssy etc. Also if you are close to a bed don't be afraid to lay her down. kiss her lips softly kiss her neck.She'll breath heavy for you. Trust me. From there slip your hands in her pants rub her ***** through her panties. Then slip her panties to the side and finger her. a little while still kissing her. Tell her (you have to command) to stand up tell her take her panties off (I sometimes rip them off). She should comply. Lay her down again and put your johnson while kissing. The last part is simple stroke and ***. Women love the feeling of *** inside of them so use protection at you discretion. I could not tell you how to handle reject as I'm 3-3 with sex (low but honest). I have yet to experience rejection I'm not a stud but the girls really love me. I also wouldn't reccommend eating pvssy the first fvck maybe second or third but not first. I would also recommend not masterbating so much. I have horror stories about that. that's pretty much all the advice I can give. ohh don't forget to come up behind them with a hard **** they love that put it on their bootys girl like that for some reason. If you text tell them to play with themselves and send pics of you. sexy man haw you'll be better in no time
 

JustWuzzle

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sexgod method is great. you need a practice girl someone you know likes you would die to see you trust me read my post about my earlier adventures. Don't be afraid to touch get close if she moves away you move with her. Talk naughty also. Say I wanna taste you or. I wanna kiss u so bad. It's ok to sound a little desperate and passionate. when walking with a woman keep your hands on the small of their backs I get hard doing that it works for me. When I was out yesterday I just kept getting closer to her I would give her "eyes". I look at every place I wanna kiss butt neck lips tits pvssy etc. Also if you are close to a bed don't be afraid to lay her down. kiss her lips softly kiss her neck.She'll breath heavy for you. Trust me. From there slip your hands in her pants rub her ***** through her panties. Then slip her panties to the side and finger her. a little while still kissing her. Tell her (you have to command) to stand up tell her take her panties off (I sometimes rip them off). She should comply. Lay her down again and put your johnson while kissing. The last part is simple stroke and ***. Women love the feeling of *** inside of them so use protection at you discretion. I could not tell you how to handle reject as I'm 3-3 with sex (low but honest). I have yet to experience rejection I'm not a stud but the girls really love me. I also wouldn't reccommend eating pvssy the first fvck maybe second or third but not first. I would also recommend not masterbating so much. I have horror stories about that. that's pretty much all the advice I can give. ohh don't forget to come up behind them with a hard **** they love that put it on their bootys girl like that for some reason. If you text tell them to play with themselves and send pics of you. sexy man haw you'll be better in no time
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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