"I'm too old for you" excuse

[SuperAlbert]

We were just done eating at this Thai restaurant when I noticed this pretty attractive waitress there. I'm pretty sure the other fellas were eyeing her too. Well, we started recieving our bills and then I told the fellas that I was gonna hit on her. I let the other guys pay first so I'll be close to last. I got to her finally and then...

Her: You're paying cash?
Me: Yea

*she turns around to finish up the other credit cards ahead of me. I then proceed to look at her arse. She then turns back towards me.

Me: (I looked into her eyes) Hey... (a few seconds pause)... If I give you the rest of the change, will you give me your number?
Her: (she smiles and then shakes her head)... I'm close to 30. I'm too old for you.
Me: *shrug*

She turns around and continues to get change for others. I ended up going to another person to get my exact change.

Oh well! Even though I crashed and burned, I feel ALOT better now. I'm slowly feeling my confidence level going up again.

So here's my questions guys: What would you say to someone who uses that line?

 

[duke007]

"Not sure if you can handle a young buck like me?"

Well that might be too c0cky in any place other than a nightclub.

But you'll want to say something that takes her down a few notches. It'll separate you from the rest.

 

[sfalexi]

"That's what the last girl thought too. Turned out I was just right for her."

 

[HypeR]

"No problem, I like older chicks"

 

[Andromax]

That's funny!

Though, the phone number for money is kind of bad !

I woulda asked some other way, perhaps broke the ice with a compliment before askin her number. Either way, good job on askin her out!

I woulda responded somethin like,

Oh, I'm legal!

Hardly girl! were both in our prime!

Yeah, but its always easier to think of witty crap afterwards, isnt it!

I love older chicks. I'm 22, and I prefer women that are atleast like 24 or 25.

Never been with a woman thats 30ish. I'd love to, though if shes lookin good ! =)

Andromax

 

[Don Juanabbe]

HER: "I'm close to 30. I'm too old for you."

YOU: "Yeah, that's what I was thinking."

 

[Desdinova]

"That's okay, you just have to lay in bed and let me do all the work!"

 

[Don Juanabbe]

Re: Fine, you go after the old chicks

Originally posted by swampwiz
I´ll go after the young ones. In fact, I´m currently going steady with a 20 y.o. (I am 39.)

Geeze swampwiz, did you graduate from the Mary-kay Latourneau school of dating or something?

More power to you, I guess.

 

[Gonzalo]

"Dont worry, you can make a good soup with an old chicken "

 

[sfalexi]

"Dont worry, you can make a good soup with an old chicken"

Yeah . . . but at what point does that chicken become ****in' expired?

 

[Gonzalo]

Originally posted by sfalexi
Yeah . . . but at what point does that chicken become ****in' expired?

I meant an old in age chicken, not old inthe fridge

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

I'm sure that you offering to pay for her phone number with spare change had something to do with her dissing you. I don't blame her either, that was pretty bad. However you could have retorted "You look great for your age, I wouldn't mind."

Now THAT'S a neg-hit...

 

[sfalexi]

Originally posted by Gonzalo
I meant an old in age chicken, not old inthe fridge

lol. Yeah. It was just too obvious though. I couldn't let it go by!

 

[SuperAlbert]

Hahahah great lines guys. I'll keep those in mind when I encounter something like that again.

As for the spare change thing, I had a $20. That was more then just the typical tip. *shrug*I know I know guys. It was still pretty lame of me... I couldn't think of anything during the time!

 

[duke007]

"Yeah, maybe you're right....I wouldn't want you to do your hip when we get physical"