We get pissed because of you're whiny ass threads. You come here looking for advice and then argue with everyone once you get that advice. Like you're some kind of victim.ElStud said:
Pathetic.
Pornography said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I'm too good for women.
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Pathetic.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Wow, I don't know what to say but... you guys need lives. Obviously you aren't who you say you are if you have this much time to reply to my threads.
And sorry man, but I'm not gonna take advice if it sounds sketchy. I take the advice I want and if you don't like, go cry to mom.
I feel really bad for you guys though. All the hate and sh*t.
Hehe, you guys take this internet stuff SO SERIOUSLY.
Seriously, get freaking lives you fakes.
The difference between you guys and me, is I can be happy without a girl.
Most of you, however, can't, because girls are your lives.
Why else would you hate on a dude for saying "He's too good for girls"?
I don't have a girl right now and I'm happy, persuing my passions and such.
It's as if your happiness solely depends on "Does this dude online take my advice?".
And sorry man, but I'm not gonna take advice if it sounds sketchy. I take the advice I want and if you don't like, go cry to mom.
I feel really bad for you guys though. All the hate and sh*t.
Hehe, you guys take this internet stuff SO SERIOUSLY.
Seriously, get freaking lives you fakes.
The difference between you guys and me, is I can be happy without a girl.
Most of you, however, can't, because girls are your lives.
Why else would you hate on a dude for saying "He's too good for girls"?
I don't have a girl right now and I'm happy, persuing my passions and such.
It's as if your happiness solely depends on "Does this dude online take my advice?".
ElStud said:Wow, I don't know what to say but... you guys need lives. Obviously you aren't who you say you are if you have this much time to reply to my threads.
Can i ask you a serious question. Not attacking you here.
Do you think you're perfect? The irony is you say " you need a life" but you have the most posts of anyone here - by far - and you keep making threads like these. "I'm done." " I hate women" .
And... you don't?ElStud said:I feel really bad for you guys though. All the hate and sh*t.
Hehe, you guys take this internet stuff SO SERIOUSLY.
ElStud said:The difference between you guys and me, is I can be happy without a girl.
Most of you, however, can't, because girls are your lives.
I really don't believe that you are happy now, one of the reasons you lash out at others. But if you're not lying...congrats dude. Go and be happy.
Uh, no, girls are not our lives...mine anyway. But they can be a great source of pleasure.
ElStud said:Why else would you hate on a dude for saying "He's too good for girls"?
I don't have a girl right now and I'm happy, persuing my passions and such.
It's as if your happiness solely depends on "Does this dude online take my advice?".
I'm not hating, but your EXCESSIVE NEGATIVITY is wearing on the board posters. I suggest you stop making threads like this.
Cool, congrats, be happy. And no, I don't give a fvck about whether you take this advice or not. But for your sake, I hope you do.
Posts: 1,865ElStud said:Wow, I don't know what to say but... you guys need lives.
Posts: 1,865ElStud said:The difference between you guys and me, is I can be happy without a girl.
After further review the data does not match the initial claims. ElStud will be penalized for self-denial. The responders in this thread will be penalized for flaming. These penalties offset eachother.
The result of the thread is first down for ElStud, and get-one-girl-to-like-him to go. ElStud will not be charged mojo; he has none left. please reset the clock to 02-14-2011, 11:28 AM, the time of ElStuds first post.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Mantis Toboggan
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He was at self denial like 2 years ago, if you look at his old posts.Alle_Gory said:LOL. Now we're at self denial.
This thread is awesome.
Now he should be at "ignored"
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Wubbman
Don Juan
Yeah, **** ElStud and this thread. For posting your problems on an advice forum, you sure do ***** a lot when getting advice...
I'm out.
I'm out.
I can't even say anything anymore. Hah, you idiots have reduced this thread to stupidity.
If you're going to reply "This thread was already stupid" stop.
Anyway, this is my last post in this thread.
God help you people giving advice, who haven't been laid yet.
If you're going to reply "This thread was already stupid" stop.
Anyway, this is my last post in this thread.
God help you people giving advice, who haven't been laid yet.
Ok I tried being nice to you. Good luck being a virgin for the rest of your life. :rockon:ElStud said:I can't even say anything anymore. Hah, you idiots have reduced this thread to stupidity.
If you're going to reply "This thread was already stupid" stop.
Anyway, this is my last post in this thread.
God help you people giving advice, who haven't been laid yet.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!ElStud said:I can't even say anything anymore. Hah, you idiots have reduced this thread to stupidity.
If you're going to reply "This thread was already stupid" stop.
Anyway, this is my last post in this thread.
God help you people giving advice, who haven't been laid yet.
Man, ElStud...that is seriously the funniest thread I've read in ages. Thank you.
Such a shame you won't be writing anything anymore. And so we will suffer...just like the women you're too good for.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Gray The Prince
Master Don Juan
I LOVE ELstud's trolling threads. This is great motivation and propaganda for the newbies.
ElStud needs to post a pic of himself on my pic thread. :rockon:
ElStud needs to post a pic of himself on my pic thread. :rockon:
he's too good for your thread bra.Gray The Prince said:I LOVE ELstud's trolling threads. This is great motivation and propaganda for the newbies.
ElStud needs to post a pic of himself on my pic thread. :rockon:
He's too bra for your thread, pal.synergy1 said:he's too good for your thread bra.
he is too pal for your bra, threadAlle_Gory said:He's too bra for your thread, pal.
Gray The Prince
Master Don Juan
He's too thread for your bra, pal.BBbardot said:he is too pal for your bra, thread
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Reported for trolling.ElStud said:I'm too good for women.
Various b/s about how he is too good, while ignoring the fact he can’t get laid and the only common denominator IS HIM.
Don't taze me bra.Gray The Prince said:He's too thread for your bra, pal.
NorwegianDJ
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He's too bra for your pal, /thread.Gray The Prince said:He's too thread for your bra, pal.
FortunateSon
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If you are having a problem why don't you just put in on the backburner and focus on other things. There's more to life than gaming chicks mate.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.