I'm tired of this...

[TheMinistered]

I keep hearing all these ****ing magical formulas on how to get numbers, sex, etc... I'm tired of this ****...

The single, best, recommendation i've ever got from a friend over the internet lately is this, and it has worked in almost every situation/problem:

Be yourself, hold your balls in your hand, and jump in!

btw, that friend was The Matrix: Reloaded.

There isn't really any magical formula that will work for every situation, that's the problem... sure, you might get lucky every now in then? But who wants to rely on luck? It's like taking coke cans, pizza, and random candy wrappers, tossing them into a box, and waiting for them to turn into a woman Why wait for it to turn into a woman, when you can just go out and get one?

Ok, maybe that was a bad metaphor, but you get the idea! lol

 

[Jerky Boi]

Yeah, I pretty much agree, there is and probably never will be a "Magic Formula" for getting numbers but there are a lot of people who have their own technique that they find works best. I also have a similar saying when it comes to approaching girls..

"Just go balls to the wall. You'll be alright"

 

[LikRetsam]

There is no magic formula in anything you will ever do in life. Even masturbation.

That's not reason to quit or bash. It's reason to suck it up and go out there.

 

[Supero Masculus]

I don't believe that anybody has preached any "perfect formula" on this site exept a few givin exeptions. The point to these "formulas" are to give you something new to try and they are somthing that you can bend to fit the current situation. I have to agree that its not wuite right to manipulate girls into your pants so instead i mix my moral standards with the advice and jump on into the social pool, ready to swim like a fish. Now thats a metaphore!

 

[The Antichrist_Star]

Quotes of the day gentlemen:

"Do or do not... there is no try." Yoda

And an idea I pondered today... "Many people say that things are easier said than done. With that in mind I propose and idea... if things are easier said... then say them first and do them second. Rather than say them second, and do them first."

Someone will get that...

By the way Ministered... it's no problem, and trust me champ... if you want something in life, you will always get it.

 

[SikWitIt]

Yeah... none of this stuff works. I went to the Club tipsy like yesterday or today whatever day was saturday and I was like "Hey what's your name..." and tried some of those tips and stuff. I was like, "Blah, blah, blah, blah" and they walked away so I was like screw it.

Talked to every other hottie I saw after that as myself, and you know what? They were all over me and I got my party on dancing with all these girls and I do not even remember what the hell iIsaid to them.

To top it all off, I saw this chick I used to work with cause she came down for spring break from lubbock. I was like yeah, we chatted for a while even though you have to talk loud because the music is so LOUD!!!

So I ended my night stumbling out of the club around 2am... lost my friends so I had no ride. I left with her, went to her friends house and hit that ass.

Damn... I love being a Moderator

 

[LikRetsam]

Lol, no one give an analyze of Sik's post. We all know it. But a greater message...

Afc one day, Don Juan the other... Victor forever.

 

[The Antichrist_Star]

Sikwitit... perhaps those tips and such did not work for you because you were not sober? Just a thought...

And by the way... if anything we the people at Sosuave.com throughly encourage that you be yourself... just your improved self.

 

[fezz]

dude, you're exactly right about your improved self. If you dont be yourself, then the person you love, wont love you for yourself. She'll love you for the actor you are, but not the real person. Thats why you have to either improve yourself or just go for one night stands your whole life.

and if you do constantly think about all the right moves to pull and what to do with girls, its just gonna go bad on you, because if you think about somethin too much, its just gonna backfire. You gotta approach girls and not worry about what to say and practice it and develop your own style

 

[Luscious]

Originally posted by TheMinistered
I keep hearing all these ****ing magical formulas on how to get numbers, sex, etc... I'm tired of this ****...

The single, best, recommendation i've ever got from a friend over the internet lately is this, and it has worked in almost every situation/problem:

Be yourself, hold your balls in your hand, and jump in!

Yeah you've gotta watch it here, don't take this advice too literally guys, some girls don't respond to the "hey, are those your testicles in your hand, or are you just happy to see me" opener.

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

Those tips work, you just got to observe the situation and mold those tips into your own and work from there. You're not supposed to go by a script or something. You just gotta be calm and collected and go for it.

If you start trying to prefectly emulate what they say on here, you'll f*ck up. Its inevitable because you're trying to memorize sh*t and it will make you obvious and just make you f*ck up in the end like mentioned previously..