"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'm tired of the teasing and the ****-talking, I'm taking action.

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Bind your fist or grasp something thick in it. Aim for the nose. If he crouches, don't waste time beating his scalp. Use anything around you to hit him with - furniture, a desk drawer, etc.

Expect a broken finger and split knuckles, you'll only notice afterwards.

Save it for when he tries to pull some ****, so you can explain. Don't say anything or shout at any point. It'll get broken up quick. Unbind your fist before it gets noticed. Be reasonable the second you're stopped.

And because this is a DJ forum; if some girls are suddenly interested in you afterwards, those are stupid sluts in the making, already choosing the bad boys. Watch and learn.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Boner da Stoner

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wow fight style... nectarine... very stupid post, but insanely usable...

Why don;t we fight regularly in society anymore? Have we become pussies for a purpose? Or has it become and AFC reasoning?

Damn, I want to fight now, just because... It will provide me with no benefit, just a rush of adrenaline.... holy ****...
 
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Haha. I'm not much of a fighter, so I can't give much help there. But of course I have an anecdote. Back in high school at lunch this group of jocks were making fun of this fat kid and i tell my friend if this keeps going on i have to do something. they don't stop and my friend gives me the look. So "HEY!" i yell at the main bully "SHUT UP! If you wanna make fun of somebody, why dont you just try me?"

needless to say those guys shut the hell up. they didnt even say a word. lol. owned. and the hot girl they had with em wanted me afterwards im pretty sure. too bad i had no game or confidence. (yet i was confident enough to tell those bullies off lol.)
 
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Dude, next time confront the dude and if he says you won't do nothing, just simply punch him in his mouth and push you weight into that punch and then kick him in the balls real hard and see if he keeps talking ****.

Seriously, DO NOT PUT UP WITH ANYONE'S SH*T!

Either ignore those mother****ers and show that your better than them or simply teach them that you aren't a punk b*tch.

What are you gonna do? Be a f*cking man, stop whining and FIX THE PROBLEM!
 
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to all the retards out there

VIPER doesn't deserve alpha quality...

there are people like that out there... don't go telling somebody to beat somebody up just because they insult you... lmfao I made it through high school responding to the insults. Never fought because of somebody calling me names.

THE ONLY TIME A MAN SHOULD FIGHT is when his honor, and his wellbeing are offended. I would be ashamed if I saw a man beating a woman and did NOTHING about it. I would be ashamed if somebody caled me a powder puff and didn't win with my words. I would laugh my ass off if I ever teased somebody and they snapped like a retard and started trying to punch me. I know I could kick their ass. Especially if I knew he was going to try and hit me, I'd ***** him out and if he couldn't ***** back I know I've won.

dimebag darrel you are worse than o_0. pzzz... fight him, kick his ass, don't play with his words and make him look stupid... grab a rock bash his head in,. keep going, scream like a monkey, beat on your chest like a gorrilla than run over to the HB afterwards and tear her pants off. afterwards make everybody laugh....

sick mother ****ers
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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These threads are well funny to read. They are the only ones where i read all the posts cos they are so f*ckin funny.

It is true that you cant get away with a lot of fights after 16 - due to the law or school situation.

the best place to nail him is left or right side of the face under the cheekbone... instant jaw dislocation and K.O cause it sends a shockwave throughout his brain
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I love this comment. Such detail. :woo:

I think that you should just hit him and get it other with.
My mate is a strong rugby player. If you hit a guy in the right place, then hell go down (not his nut sack although that does work.)
Ive seen him get taken down by one punch. The first punch discombobulates them.

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Good luck
 
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hmm...viper "took action" 3 months ago...still no change
 
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Viper, you can kick their ass. Just make sure that if you go overboard you know the law so you can cover your ass. Don't start until you know what you're getting yourelf into. But if you knwo what you're doing you're probably going to get away with it.

*cough*... make it look like self defence. *cough* piss him off to make first blow *cough*
 
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Originally posted by Cougar10033
Closed fist right to the nose without saying a word his eyes will tear up and wont be able to see ****. The fight will be broke up pretty quick so make it count. When they pull you off him keep yelling whos next, whos next and make sure you drool while doing it lol
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Yep, if you can get the nose shot in, the fight is pretty much over.

All the blood from the nose will have an extra visual effect as well.

Most people will be able to flinch or dodge the punch just enough so it doesn't land on their nose though.
 
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