The Messiah
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i am going to tell everyone who needs to be told to loosen up to do so. please don't ban me mods but there really are some retards here and i am going to drill alpha into them
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
im the new drill sargent
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
I'm the new Gomer Pyle :rockon:
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Master Don Juan
welcome,
you will be dealing with me a lot then.
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you will be dealing with me a lot then.
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musclyjerk
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I think you should loosen up - stop projecting your own feelings about yourself on to others and calling them retards.The Messiah said:i am going to tell everyone who needs to be told to loosen up to do so. please don't ban me mods but there really are some retards here and i am going to drill alpha into them
The Muscly Jerk
The Messiah
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hahahaha, stop it i'll pee myselfmusclyjerk said:I think you should loosen up - stop projecting your own feelings about yourself on to others and calling them retards.
The Muscly Jerk
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
The Messiah said:hahahaha, stop it i'll pee myself
a drill sergeant who wears diapers?
you must be a dynamo with the ladies :rock:
The Messiah
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i am, they say it seperates me from the other men. its like peacocking.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
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I am the new guy that tell you to STFU.The Messiah said:i am going to tell everyone who needs to be told to loosen up to do so. please don't ban me mods but there really are some retards here and i am going to drill alpha into them