"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm terrified of sex?

nightcrawler

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I been talking to this chick on the net and she agreed to have sex with me.

Just reading that message has made me so nervous that my whole body is shaking

should I have a couple of drinks and go from there? I can't even talk straight
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Sex is supposed to be fun. Sure, there's some anxiety associated with getting to know someone new, but what are you afraid of? Are you a virgin?
 

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Chill bro. Just realise that your the man shes the female. Just go **** her, have a good time, and then smile when your done. Just enjoy yourself and let your nature take over. Easy--
 

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You need to just relax... Virgin I'm assuming?

Sex isn't something to be afraid of. Just relax and go with it.

Necessary....
Wear a condom. Don't take sexual risks!
When I first started, I was nervous/didn't know what exactly I was doing (just what I'd seen in porn), so I asked her what she liked that I was doing. Trained myself to be an excellent lover
Don't stress about it. Stress leads to bad performance.
Most of all... Enjoy yourself.
 

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yep, virgin. I've had chances to lose the V-card before but even the thought of dating the girls made me nervous :down: (They'd given me sex for sure, but I had to date them first!)

She gave me her phone #...gonna call her soon
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Wow, muhuwahaha that was fast. How did you find her and get her to "agree" to have sex with you?
 

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Just stick it in and go as fast as you possibly can, then put your clothes on as fast as you can and run...and I mean RUN as fast as you can to your car that youve parked a block away.
 

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Maxtro said:
Wow, muhuwahaha that was fast. How did you find her and get her to "agree" to have sex with you?
Good question.
 

nightcrawler

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Maxtro said:
Wow, muhuwahaha that was fast. How did you find her and get her to "agree" to have sex with you?
I may not have any social skills and be a bore, but my looks can sometimes get me somewhere :cool:

Anyways I was very specific on what I wanted and she msg'd me...if she turns out of to be fat/busted/not desirable/too old I won't go for it.

If not then I'll let nature take its course:up:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Rebound Material

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How old are you muhuwahaha? Cuz Im in the same position as you right now. Ive had plenty of opportunities to lose the card, but when it came down to it, I put my d!ck to shame and turned into a pvssy...:cry:
 

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Rebound Material said:
How old are you muhuwahaha? Cuz Im in the same position as you right now. Ive had plenty of opportunities to lose the card, but when it came down to it, I put my d!ck to shame and turned into a pvssy...:cry:
Your junk wouldn't stand up, or you simply had high standards (like me?)
Anyways here's my story if you're interested:

I'm 20..gonna be 21 in July.

I could've lost my Virginity at 17.5 years old. In this occasion the girl literally let me in her house, to the couch, wearing a mini skirt (something she never does) on an early release day..I got out of there as fast as I could since I didn't want to miss DBZ and wanted to play starcraft.

in that above situation I didn't even know I was being led into a day full of crazy monkey sex until a couple years later when I started thinking about the situation. I was socially under-developed...at the time I was 18 I was thinking like a 12 year old. When I turned 20 I started caring about social acceptance and such, then became depressed due to all my short comings.

Something that's always intrigued me is that at the years I was socially under-developed girls approached me and I didn't get depression or anything silly like that. Now that I am aware of my short comings I can't get a single girl to pay attention to me. Funny how things work:down:
 

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muhuwahaha said:
Something that's always intrigued me is that at the years I was socially under-developed girls approached me and I didn't get depression or anything silly like that. Now that I am aware of my short comings I can't get a single girl to pay attention to me. Funny how things work:down:
Reminds me of myself before. If you keep telling yourself how bad you are in social situations things will never change. Its part of your subconscious now so you have get into the habit of speaking positive to yourself.
 

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muhuwahaha said:
Your junk wouldn't stand up, or you simply had high standards (like me?)
Anyways here's my story if you're interested:

I'm 20..gonna be 21 in July.

I could've lost my Virginity at 17.5 years old. In this occasion the girl literally let me in her house, to the couch, wearing a mini skirt (something she never does) on an early release day..I got out of there as fast as I could since I didn't want to miss DBZ and wanted to play starcraft.

in that above situation I didn't even know I was being led into a day full of crazy monkey sex until a couple years later when I started thinking about the situation. I was socially under-developed...at the time I was 18 I was thinking like a 12 year old. When I turned 20 I started caring about social acceptance and such, then became depressed due to all my short comings.

Something that's always intrigued me is that at the years I was socially under-developed girls approached me and I didn't get depression or anything silly like that. Now that I am aware of my short comings I can't get a single girl to pay attention to me. Funny how things work:down:
dood, we're in the same exact situation then haha. I wasnt socially aware till about 19-20. Yea, I guess I get so godamn nervous while we're making out and feeling up that I lose my boner. That, and I mostly fear about being bad in bed(being a virgin and all) and the word going out to her friends and more...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The only thing to fear with sex is pregnancies and STDs; address those. The rest; just have fun. If you don't know what you're doing, maybe even admit it and laugh at yourself while you fumble. Like the first person said, it's supposed to be fun. Being clueless can be funny for both of you. Turn a negative into a positive.
 

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i was one of those kids who had to shave at 11 years. i was getting looks from my gym teacher at the age of 12 (he was a pretty ripped guy). i let old skippy come out and play with a friend when i was 12 years 8 months. things slowed down when i suffered a penile fracture at age 14. that hurt like you can't believe.

don't worry about sex. you might not be able to find the right hole, but what is she going to do? tell her friends probably. what do you care. people will give you strange looks at school. so? deal with it.
 

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aldaris said:
i was one of those kids who had to shave at 11 years. i was getting looks from my gym teacher at the age of 12 (he was a pretty ripped guy). i let old skippy come out and play with a friend when i was 12 years 8 months...............
Was the "friend" also male? :eek:
 

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azanon said:
Was the "friend" also male? :eek:
as the kids like to say - "no homo"
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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