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Smooth Player 056

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I want to get several opinions on this.

Today at school I sit in the first row, the prick right behind me starts putting white out **** on my back (my jacket)....I sit there looking like a tool for several seconds...then I take off my jacket and give it to him and say "go ahead man its all yours"......he then draws a penis with marker on my jacket everyone behind us is looking.....

Note: The reason why I was hesitant to beat his azz....is because this guy is ripped as fvck and can kick my ass badly. I blaned out and couldnt think what to do.

I have really bad grades and had a really rough meeting with the principal and my councelor....so this made me feel bad to begin with.

My question IS:

What would YOU have done in my situation when he was drawing on me...considering he can kick my ass?

I usually do the AMOGING and tooling....so this caught me off guard. I feel like a tool right now.

PS...Anybody here get in an agument and your body just naturally wants to cry and you have to fight it off?

Thanks for the Help
 

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Come on now, Smooth. It's not the strength that wins a fight, it's all about technique. You should have taken off your jacket and put it over his head and got his azz to the ground and punched his face in. I would have whooped that dudes azz, buff or not. Next time he does something stupid like that, just wack him with whatever he writes on or damages.
 

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i woulda wooped his ass disrespecting you an ur personal items
 

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Originally posted by Smooth Player 056
even if the guy was ripped as hell and was known for fighting?
Yes, its a matter of respect, he didnt give you any so he needs to be punished. Even if you lose the fight at least you will have your dignity and you will have no fear. Going into a fight you think you cant win is alot more brave than going into a fight against a little guy u think you can beat. Like someone else said its about technique, Ive fought and won against guys who were bigger than me and I got more respect, now Ive lost some fights against bigger guys too but I felt better knowing that I didnt wimp out. If you fight him he may give you some respect win or lose because you had the balls to stand up to him. If you really wanna win though, fight dirty and make it quick dont push him, just go up to him tap him on the shoulder and then hit him in the nose as hard as you can and walk away.
 

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Yea, you may be hesitant to bust his @$$ but if you do it with no fear, he wouldn't expect it and wouldn't know what to do.


But hey, fighting would probably have you expelled. You shouldn't have given him the jacket. I know you did it to show that, it didn't really affect you because you didn't really care. I would have just go up and show the teacher.


This guy gives me so much respect now (if i get in his way he'll move and say sorry...etc .......and he's a senior) because i told the teacher what he did.


Keep us updated.

And what happened to your recorded FR?
 

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Originally posted by qweretyuiopas
just go up to him tap him on the shoulder and then hit him in the nose as hard as you can and walk away.

Hahah
he'll chase you.
 

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Originally posted by whyshy
But hey, fighting would probably have you expelled.

This guy gives me so much respect now (if i get in his way he'll move and say sorry...etc .......and he's a senior) because i told the teacher what he did.
I agree with the expelled part but if you do it when not any teachers around you shouldnt have to worry because he wouldnt tell because that would make him a real wuss. I also don't agree with telling the teacher that never helped me, in fact it made it worse.
 

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Don't tell the teacher. This is what you have to handle on your own. You can beat him. Since he likes your jacket so much, why don't you show him what it looks like wrapped around his head on the ground. If you don't want to use the jacket, take out his legs with nice solid kicks....right around the knee area, he'll fall to the ground.
 

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Originally posted by DJ4Real
Since he likes your jacket so much, why don't you show him what it looks like wrapped around his head on the ground. If you don't want to use the jacket, take out his legs with nice solid kicks....right around the knee area, he'll fall to the ground.
HAHAHAHA he is right though, kick him hard in the front of the knee and not the back that would make any guy lose, idk that may hurt him too much, but if you want to go for it :woo:
 

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Thanks for the advice guys...if he pulls this **** again in class...im just gonna turn around in my chair and smash him in the face.

btw. audio field reports have been comming out on my newsletter whyshy


Sincerely
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I don't know why you guys think that VIOLENCE is the answer.

What do you think that this guys was trying to do to smooth when he wrote all over his jacket? - - - - He was trying to get him angry and have him REACT.

If he starts fighting, this guy would get what he wanted, thus having power over smooth because he was able to control him (and his emotions).

I GUARENTEE (because it works for me all the time) that if you stay calm and laugh it off, it will piss him off even more. I'm not saying, stay calm and laugh it off, while not doing anything. I would have laughed and let him know that I thought it was hilarious, and if he could get a little on the other side. Then I would have gotten his punk *** in some big trouble for destruction of someone else's belongings. I would go straight to the student judiciary. Then we'd see who got the last laugh, when he gets a nice vacation from school.


EDIT: Nonetheless, if you take all these MORONS' advice and fight the kid, you'd start a gang load of enemies. If this guy is big, he probably hangs out with other guys from the gym. Do you not realize that you'd just start a big time beat down for yourself. Maybe not now............but it'll come.

Good luck smooth.
 

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Why is it that all guys can think about is fighting?

If some ****head drew a penis on my back, i'd ask him for thw white out, and caption it "My Penis (no scaling)"

Ffs, stop taking everything so seriously.
 

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Originally posted by bluelemond
I don't know why you guys think that VIOLENCE is the answer.

What do you think that this guys was trying to do to smooth when he wrote all over his jacket? - - - - He was trying to get him angry and have him REACT. (NOOOO, YOU THINK? do you get beat up in class?: DJ4real.)

If he starts fighting, this guy would get what he wanted, thus having power over smooth because he was able to control him (and his emotions).

(How would he have power over smooth? How is he 'controlling Smooth? Dude, you are more complicated than a woman on a period: DJ4real.)

I GUARENTEE (because it works for me all the time) that if you stay calm and laugh it off, it will piss him off even more. I'm not saying, stay calm and laugh it off, while not doing anything. I would have laughed and let him know that I thought it was hilarious, and if he could get a little on the other side. Then I would have gotten his punk *** in some big trouble for destruction of someone else's belongings. I would go straight to the student judiciary. Then we'd see who got the last laugh, when he gets a nice vacation from school.

(Come to Florida and let me write on you and punch you and you better ' laugh it off' lol, explain what you mean by what you said: DJ4real.)


EDIT: Nonetheless, if you take all these MORONS' advice and fight the kid, you'd start a gang load of enemies. If this guy is big, he probably hangs out with other guys from the gym. Do you not realize that you'd just start a big time beat down for yourself. Maybe not now............but it'll come.


Good luck smooth.

(Moron? now, look who's name calling, I thought you were for "peace" and "harmony", you are a dam liar. Why would he have "loads" of enemies if he fights this guy? You must not stand up for yourself...so, keep your bad and complicated advice to yourself: DJ4real.)
 

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Originally posted by SynapsyS
Why is it that all guys can think about is fighting?

If some ****head drew a penis on my back, i'd ask him for thw white out, and caption it "My Penis (no scaling)"

Ffs, stop taking everything so seriously.
wow dude i dont know about you but if someone wrote something my ****ing JACKET i would be PISSED, why would you take that kind of sh*t from ANYONE?!
 

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wow dude i dont know about you but if someone wrote something my ****ing JACKET i would be PISSED, why would you take that kind of sh*t from ANYONE?!
Because, it's so unbelievably inconsequential to my life, it's not worth my time to be concerned by it. That's the difference between me and you; I see the big picture, the little things don't even make a blip on my radar.
 

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Originally posted by SynapsyS
Because, it's so unbelievably inconsequential to my life, it's not worth my time to be concerned by it. That's the difference between me and you; I see the big picture, the little things don't even make a blip on my radar.
The little things make the big picture...fix that radar.
 

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Originally posted by DJ4Real
The little things make the big picture...fix that radar.
But, some guy being a showoff to his mates? Not worth my time worrying about. Sure, some little things are important, but this **** is so far below me.

Anyway, carry on with your fighting tactics guys :)

Syn.
 

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