"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm Strict In Religion

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ROOKIE OF THE YEAR

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Well, i know it has nothing involve with women, but im strict in religion. So could u help me out here. FIrst of all, is george bush a protestant? what about david deangelo? if u don't know, how do i get contact with him?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Well, i know it has nothing involve with women, but im strict in religion. So could u help me out here. FIrst of all, is george bush a protestant? what about david deangelo? if u don't know, how do i get contact with him?
What in the world are you talking about?
 

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Originally posted by ROOKIE OF THE YEAR
Well, i know it has nothing involve with women, but im strict in religion. So could u help me out here. FIrst of all, is george bush a protestant? what about david deangelo? if u don't know, how do i get contact with him?
Congratulations, you've just managed to create the shortest thread that incorporated both elements of politics and religion. Nothing could set the stage better for a flamefest than a combination of these two things...

If you want to find out what George Bush's religious affiliations are, there's a nifty site called "google.com". If you want to know about David D's, you might try the email address he adds to just about everything he writes. If you still can't figure it out, check the love/sex section at askmen.com.

By the way, moved to AE and closed.
 
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