"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'm Sorry... NOT.. never WAHAHahahaa

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Just a short intro for this.. I saw this on friendster posted by one of my friends..

I'm sorry
that i bought you roses
to tell you that i like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were
drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was
raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not an *******

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then
just f**k you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to
talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when
you threw up,and didn't get mad at you
for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with
another guy


I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am
when your new man hit you and dropped
you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me
when
I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there, and being
used as a door mat, only to be thrown
to
the side when the new ******* comes
around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when
you call, to listen to you cry for
hours, instead of getting a couple
hours
of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've
been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like
this
but don't care But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can ever do anything right, and
nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your bf with another girl and
told you about it, I thought that was
what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and
actually
meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on
Thanksgiving when your bf was
threatening you instead of spending
time
with my family.

I'm Sorry
That i cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talk
about
how you wish you could have done
something different.

Ladies always ***** and ***** to their
friends that there is never any good
guys out there, and they always end up
with *******s who mistreat them. Well
ladies next time you're *****ing, maybe
look up to see who you're *****ing to,
maybe that special someone is right
there hanging on your every word as
usual, screaming in his head "Why won't
you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually
searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this
letter, repost as "I'm sorry "

If You're one of the few girls with
enough balls to repost, and you would
never make your guy feel this way,
repost as "to all the girls who look
past the nice guys"

So who is still sorry?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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michaelhctam

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Zendryn said:
Just a short intro for this.. I saw this on friendster posted by one of my friends..

I'm sorry
that i bought you roses
to tell you that i like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were
drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was
raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not an *******

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then
just f**k you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to
talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when
you threw up,and didn't get mad at you
for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with
another guy


I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am
when your new man hit you and dropped
you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me
when
I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there, and being
used as a door mat, only to be thrown
to
the side when the new ******* comes
around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when
you call, to listen to you cry for
hours, instead of getting a couple
hours
of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've
been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like
this
but don't care But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can ever do anything right, and
nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your bf with another girl and
told you about it, I thought that was
what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and
actually
meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on
Thanksgiving when your bf was
threatening you instead of spending
time
with my family.

I'm Sorry
That i cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talk
about
how you wish you could have done
something different.

Ladies always ***** and ***** to their
friends that there is never any good
guys out there, and they always end up
with *******s who mistreat them. Well
ladies next time you're *****ing, maybe
look up to see who you're *****ing to,
maybe that special someone is right
there hanging on your every word as
usual, screaming in his head "Why won't
you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually
searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this
letter, repost as "I'm sorry "

If You're one of the few girls with
enough balls to repost, and you would
never make your guy feel this way,
repost as "to all the girls who look
past the nice guys"

So who is still sorry?
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Is the guy who written this called Andrew Tsoi? I think he went to my old school
 
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michaelhctam said:
Is the guy who written this called Andrew Tsoi? I think he went to my old school
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His real name is Tool...


Girls..*sigh*
 
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Lust

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Cries of an AFC.

Sad isn't it? I feel sorry for the guys like him.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

Read more...

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banGbro

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Fvck that, I dont say sorry anymore, unless I trully fvck up.
 
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banGbro

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Show me a guy who hasnt been through something like that, though.


It is sad to see guys feeling sorry for girls. What did girls do to deserve it? Nothing actually. And feeling sorry for them is an AFC behaviour so you can get pvssy. You might as well buy pvssy, which is better as you know what you are getting and retain your manhood.

What are those sites? arrows and the other one. Someone post a URL. You order an escort, she strips, and for a few bucks more she can do anything you want. Someone post a URL.
 
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Nighthawk

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Why oh why can't these pathetic cry-babies, with their offers of 'quality cuddles' and guilt-trips, get women? It's a mystery, must be the girls fault.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mind_Body_Soul

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I'm sorry I just read your whining bull**** and couldn't stop laughing at what a loser you are.

I'm sorry you don't have a fully developed ball sack.

I'm sorry I just lost 3 minutes of my life.

Thanks. I needed a good laugh to start my day. I actually have a friend who would write some emo bullsh1t like that.
 
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PersonalJesus

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Nighthawk said:
Why oh why can't these pathetic cry-babies, with their offers of 'quality cuddles' and guilt-trips, get women? It's a mystery, must be the girls fault.
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Haha yeah, what the hell?

I liked the part where it was like

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were
drunk


Translation:I have morals & respect, which is exactly why you should repay me for my AMAZING MORALS AND VALUES with sex and a committed relationship :) please.



I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
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Like what the hell is wrong with guys these days? They're too fackin lazy to workout?

Think about that for a second.


Think about that.



They're too lazy to do something, that makes them men in the first place.

Instead of doing something about their body, they'd rather sit at home on the couch plowing down cheetos complaining about "All women care about is our bodies" and "I just don't have the metabolism for it"

Does this sound familar?

I.E. "I'm so fat"

They sound like women (how attractive is that?) for gods sakes. "My body just isn't good enough"


Now wonder is it that the girlies wanna shabang the rockstars and athlete alpha males? BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY STAND FOR SOMETHING. They don't go just drifting through life like an androgynous blob

"Oh but I'm such a gentleman!"

Dont post this ****
 
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