"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I'm sick of television.

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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it's so that men can watch crappy programming.
 

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Originally posted by [T]he ishop
Moved to Anything Else.


If you're sick of TV, then turn it off.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I don't watch the vagina-vsuison anymore.I only watch the Sheild/HBO.
 

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yes there is sex but...

I get tired of seeing men being treated like morons. King of Queens, Everyone screws over Raymond, Friends. Just to name a few. That is what I get tired of seeing. I decided to turn off my tv and barely watch it once a week. Maybe an hour or two a week.
 

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Everyone go the fvck outside then.

Work out, read, study. You don't met anyone sitting on your a$$ at home
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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History Channel represent! One of the few channels that you actually learn from.
 

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Re: yes there is sex but...

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Originally posted by comic_relief
I get tired of seeing men being treated like morons. King of Queens, Everyone screws over Raymond, Friends. Just to name a few. That is what I get tired of seeing. I decided to turn off my tv and barely watch it once a week. Maybe an hour or two a week.
I get really frustrated at this too. I like the occasional episode of King of Queens but I always wonder how the hell Doug scored Carrie.

Until now. They just played a flashback episode that gave the story of how they met. Carrie was a stuck-up princess with a b1tchy attitude and too much makeup. Doug was interested in her friend until his roommate took her into the bedroom.

So when the two of them were left in the living room he completely showered her with neghits, called her on her bullsh1t, teased and treated her like a prick (eg dog got the front seat later in ep)

Check out this neghit after Carrie complained about her hair blowing in the wind:
"What? You've got enough hairspray in there to stop a bullet"

In fact he went overboard with the jerk attiude but it worked out for him. NOW I know how Doug got Carrie.....he;s not that AFC after all.

I know this is just TV but it was refreshing to see the male character act like a real man for a change.
 
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