im seriously about to get laid

[Hot Ice]

It seems from your post that you are a virgin. Sorry if I'm wrong.

If you are there to **** two girls good the first time you have sex, you are a phenomenom... It takes some practice man if you are going to pull it with two girls both of them satisfied in you.

Hehe, and this is IF you get them both. Getting two girls at the same time isn't that common, you know. Some girls don't like the idea of sharing a guy with another girl, how do you feel about ****ing a girl with another guy? Not all guys are open enough to pull that either.
All I'm saying here is that you should hold your horses a bit, take the chill pill and relax. You'll get what you want in time, just be patient. And never worry about chicks, they come and go. And you'll get your slice along the way.

 

[DJDamage]

Possibly a 3 some? FVCKKKK yeah! i hope so. Anyway, what usually happens when her friend is there with her for those who were in a similar situation before like mine. And should I bring some booze?

Based on your experience level and your situation the fantasy you concieved in your head will happen only if the world was to end tomorow.

My guess is that you all got pissed drunk and got to spend the entire night listening to a conversation held by two dumb drunk girls and watching chick flicks (what a joy).

DjDamage

 

[Wiesman44]

looks like he didn't get laid.

 

[DJnoob]

We were supposed to hang out around 8:30 pm that day.

So, around 8:00 I gave her a quick call

Me: Hey, im heading out. What you guys upto later?
chick: well, im just hanging out with my friend amber at her place
me: ok, I'll stop by for a little while because I have to go somewhere tonight (to make it sound like im somewhat busy)
chick: ok, well, call me when you are almost here
(we were also teasing each other on the phone)



I got to the spot where we were supposed to meet around 10:00 pm. I called her, and no one answers, so I left a message: "Hey its me, call me back"

10 minutes later.. I was just like fvck it. So, I left and drove away
Then several miles away later, my phone rings after

me: wassup
chick: hey, im sorry i didn't get to return your call..
me: no biggy
chick: so, where are you now?
me: im in san diego, and you?
chick: at home, ready to go to bed, i work 4:30 am tomorrow
me: oh, i see.
chick: we can probably hang out tomorrow (saturday)
me: we'll see. I'll give you a call and let you know.
Chick: ok, ill see you then
me: have agood night

Then today, as I was aboutt to leave my house to hang out with my friends, she calls me:

chick: hey, what are you doing?
me: I was just about to leave the house etc etc
chick: lets hang out later. etc etc bla bla bla ill be hanging out with Girl Friend tonight
me: ok.. ill give you a call later and let you know if anything happens

So, I called her earlier and cancelled my appointment with her because I was still out with the homies.

 

[DJnoob]

yes, im a virgin. Seriously though, in person, you wouldn't think of me as a virgin if you met me.

But here, i find it ok to let my guard down and sound desperate/virgin because the responses i get will further help me with my problem, plus, no one here knows me. So, it doesn't matter

 

[MrS]

Maybe they tied him and are raping him right now, that's also a possibility.

 

[DJnoob]

Maybe they tied him and are raping him right now, that's also a possibility.

use a crystal ball next time

 

[Hot Ice]

yes, im a virgin. Seriously though, in person, you wouldn't think of me as a virgin if you met me.

But here, i find it ok to let my guard down and sound desperate/virgin because the responses i get will further help me with my problem, plus, no one here knows me. So, it doesn't matter

That's what the site is for...



But back there when she didn't appear and didn't answer your call was disrespectful. It's good she called later on so it wasn't THAT big red flag, but it still was a red flag.
You are King among queens. A king should be respected.

 

[DJnoob]

she apologized the next day for not calling me back soon. Her phone battery died she said.

 

[DJDamage]

she apologized the next day for not calling me back soon. Her phone battery died she said.

Tell me you didn't fall for that excuse.

I am sure the place she was in had a working phone somewhere (you don't need batteries to scroll down and look for your number).

This girl is stringing you along for her amusement, kick her to the curb.

DjDamage

 

[DJnoob]

I believed her because her phone didnt ring when I called her.. From my point of view, she's the one who has been doing chasing so far the whole time, and not me.

Everything Ive learned on this site is totally helping me with my game. Amen to that.

ANyway, I'll post here if anything happens.

 

[DJnoob]

Tell me you didn't fall for that excuse.

I am sure the place she was in had a working phone somewhere (you don't need batteries to scroll down and look for your number).

This girl is stringing you along for her amusement, kick her to the curb.

DjDamage

Yeah, I would DJdamage, but as you can see, im a really desperate mvther fvcker inside since I'm still a V. (V for Virgin!!). I'm turning 25 and i need to loose it soon. Its soo frustrating thinking about this everyday. Im sure others here who are sill a virgin in their 20s understand what im going through. ANyway, ill keep everyone updated

 

[MightyMate]

3 some is not easy. But situation seems really good for it. Depends how those girls act after % and what plans they got for You. Make em drunk and pray!

 

[Inc. ©]

If you wanna **** a girl up in LA, I can probably hook you up.

 

[letmeshowyou]

stop sweating these broads and you'll get more of'em
when ur pressed for sex its gonna be harder to come by, when you're not worried about it, the time will arise more

 

[Spookey]

i dont understand your desperation to loose your virginity.
you wont look different, you wont walk different (tho you could if she gives you something ) you wont smell different. nothing will physically change.
sure you will be able to say to yourself, "yes I've done it" but really you should know all along that you can do it, its just a matter of finding someone (either who likes you enough, is drunk enough or as desparate as you). Concerntrate on building social networks and the sex will come. By having a solid social network you show yourself to be fun, friendly desirable guy, which will attract the chicks.
i wouldn't stress about loosing your virginity as its really not worth stressing about.

 

[Inc. ©]

i dont understand your desperation to loose your virginity.
you wont look different, you wont walk different (tho you could if she gives you something ) you wont smell different. nothing will physically change.
sure you will be able to say to yourself, "yes I've done it" but really you should know all along that you can do it, its just a matter of finding someone (either who likes you enough, is drunk enough or as desparate as you). Concerntrate on building social networks and the sex will come. By having a solid social network you show yourself to be fun, friendly desirable guy, which will attract the chicks.
i wouldn't stress about loosing your virginity as its really not worth stressing about.

So true, but nearly impossible for a virgin to comprehend. I think most of us were in Noob's shoes.

 

[insidious]

What would seriously be some shyt is if these broads are extremely cyber-aware and they are on to your posts and they are tracking your public/private thoughts and equating it with your behavior around them. :wave:

Unlikely? Hell yeah.
Stranger things have happened though.






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