"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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im scared to add friends to my myspace

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we all eat food

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is this normal i am afraid to add people to my myspace who i know from school

ergh.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Well if you tell them all to suck your ****, why is there any reason to be afraid of adding them on myspace?
 
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this has got to be the most dumbest question ever..


Ok little johney let me walk you step by step on how to add people to myspace.

Step 1. Take your little hand and put it on your little mousey wousey then find someones myspace profile.

Step 2. Take your little eyey bally's and your little handzies and do a little clicky poo on the Add a friendzies. Then omg i think u did it! u just added a friend to your myspacey! OMG!!! GOOD JOB!

im jost joking..



Dude seriously.. if u cant add friends to myspace then how the fuk are u gonna be able to talk to girls.
 
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