"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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i'm proud of myself

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today, there was a HB10 sitting at a table. and i'm not even kidding, i'm pretty sure she's like the hottest girl in my grade. ( i'll put a pic up if u guys want) this is why it was so hard for me. if it was any other girl it wouldn't have been very hard. i never really talked to her b4, i just knew that she was really hawt.


so here's how it went-
me:(sat down next to her at a table) hey how's it going?
her:hey, pretty good
me:are you *insert name*? didn't you go to my elementary school?
her:YEAH! *insert school name*
me:soo wut kinda porn are u watching on ur computer? (the school gives each one of us laptops)
her: haha, oh just checkin my grades...
me:how are they lookin? couple F's here and there?
her:haha sure....
me: then a teacher walks by and i ask him something about class and say: Isn't mr.*insert name* hot?
her: hahaha noooo...
me:come on, i think he's pretty hot
her: hahaha, what class do you have him for?
me: history...
her: so how are ur grades looking? couple F's too? haha
me: oh are u kidding? do u not see that i'm asian? teachers just see my name and put down an automatic 100%
her:hahaha ( she laughs really hard)
me: (while studying for german) so wut foreign language do you take?
her:french 1
me: french 1?! ( peeps in out grade are in french 2) how?
her: haha i failed it last year...
me:haha how'd u manage to do that? french 1 takes some serious skills to fail
her: haha are u calling me stupid?
me:eek:hhh no... :) i just didn't think failing french 1 was possible... :)
her: ohh whatever... :)
(pause)
her: hey weren't you the person that wrote in our 6th grade year books, that you were gonna blow stuff up with nuclear bombs haha? ( yeah i was a wierd kid)
me: waaaa? :) haha u remember that? i bet you were scared huh?
her: haha yeah i was
me: haha have you been hiding under the covers every night since then?
her: oh of course! i never know when you're gonna fire them! haha
and then we talked about something else i can't remember till the bell rang...

anyway, i felt really proud of myself for the rest of the day. it wasn't really that the coversation part, it was mainly that i got the balls the approach the hottest chick in my grade ( in my opinion) :)

i think i'll be doing this more often
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I think every 6th grade boy at one time had an obsession with nuclear physics. I know I did.
 
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Spittin' some nice gamne there bro'. Keep it up.
 
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sweet ;) remember to get her number next time :)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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No number? arghh...oh well, you did a good job, nice to see you actually getting out there.
 
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do people actually number close in high school?
i've never seen anyone do it, and i'd feel really weird about it. its not that i'm scared to do it, but i dunno.... there just seems to be no point in doing so...
 
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Pretty damned good. I liked your use of an intro, the "didn't you go to my middle school..." part. Seems to me like it's a pretty solid opener. That's just my two cents. Go by yourself a gumball with it.

-Sachiel, DJ in Training
 
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Hey, good job bud!:rockon:

Yes, people number close in high school, how else would you get someone's number? It's not weird if you don't make it weird.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I'd probably take those pics down, you never know what could happen...


Anyway which one? To me their both HB7's
 
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/\hahaha....forreal, shes not that good looking....but wutever floats ur boat patna lol

props for takin some action tho. dont stop, jus keep goin...
 
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WTF! thts my gf! No its not. Keep up the good work :rockon:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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dude good work man.

yeah tone down the violence in the future. no more nukes for you ok
 
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The Shocker said:
No number? arghh...oh well, you did a good job, nice to see you actually getting out there.
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Don't listen to him. A lot of guys rush it. They look for material results.

You have no where near enough rapport to get a number and be able to avoid a flake.

You might have been able to get a number, but not a date.

Spend a few chats with her, make sure you are gaming her. Judging by that interaction, you need to DHV a little, a story perhaps, then straight to qualifying her. Once you get past that, comfort, as soon as you hit comfort, I'd say you're good for a number.

Don't rush it, you don't want to screw this up. You said she's the hottest girl in your grade. Well, if you got with her, imagine the social proof. All the girls at school will be attracted to you due to pre-selection.

But at the same time, don't think about it too much, and don't take this girl too seriously, you don't want to risk a one-itis.

Good luck,

-Lust.
 
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