"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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WesCottII

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Wow, you're all about the drama, huh?

Whats this "gossip central"?. We didn't need the "411" on everyone of your friends, and their qualities, we don't know them, we wish we didn't know you.

I love this whole "hard man" turn though. It's kinda cute. You're like a black Eric Cartman.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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ElStud said:
I am making it god damn clear to people, you give me a f*cking ride, you f*cking take me back or you lose your f*cking life.
HAHAHA, THUG LYFE NIGGA!!!

My friends and I bust each others' balls all the time. That's the fun of hanging out with them. You bust on them, you get busted on, it's all in good fun.

This girl we've known for about 5 years now came over and hung out with us last night and when she comes over, we give her sh*t literally NON-STOP. It's never done in a malicious context, but she absolutely HATES IT and throws a tizz fit about it every time she comes over. And that's the reason we like for her to come over. It's HILARIOUS to listen to her p*ss and moan about "how big of a$$holes you guys are". It's the cheapest form of entertainment ever. And you seriously remind me of this non-stop PMS whiner with this thread. LOL

Have you ever thought about why your friends give you sh*t like this? It's because they know they can p*ss you off and get a laugh out of it. If you would just shoot something back at them or act like it doesn't bother you they would stop. But when you blow up and whine about how "this nigga crazy" they get a huge kick out of it and continue to do it. Hell, I'd do it to you too.

Too funny.
 

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WesCottII said:
I love this whole "hard man" turn though. It's kinda cute. You're like a black Eric Cartman.
LOL!!! Good post WesCott
 

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I am making it god damn clear to people, you give me a f*cking ride, you f*cking take me back or you lose your f*cking life.

Ahahahahahahaha. How in the hell did I miss that gem? :crackup: :crackup:

I can just see them tearing off in their cars, and you stamping your feet issuing death threats to thin air.

Seriously though, you oughta calm this rage, wooooosha nigga.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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WesCottII said:
Ahahahahahahaha. How in the hell did I miss that gem? :crackup: :crackup:

I can just see them tearing off in their cars, and you stamping your feet issuing death threats to thin air.

Seriously though, you oughta calm this rage, wooooosha nigga.
I've seen El Stud's pics before and he's a pretty built dude mate, his arms are about 19" at a guess and he's pretty big all over. Maybe you two should meet up sometime and scrap it out. I'm sure he could teach your thin white avss a lesson. :)

MM
 

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Sh1t man! he's almost as big as you!

Someone inform the commisioner!
 

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I've seen El Stud's pics before and he's a pretty built dude mate, his arms are about 19" at a guess and he's pretty big all over. Maybe you two should meet up sometime and scrap it out. I'm sure he could teach your thin white avss a lesson. :)

MM
*rolling of my eyes*


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Can we see the facebook now?
LMAO
 

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Thing is what the hell did these niggas expect me to do? Just let the whole thing go after they made a fool of me, hell no. These dudes take the joke too far and they expect for me to just drop it and let them give me a ride. Hell no, you're not giving me a ride after all of that BS. Perhaps hadn't they tooken the joke as far as they did or had stopped f*cking with me earlier I would've been like "Okay". But hell naw, they took the joke too far. Yeah, I hope these niggas got their good laughs in, because now there's no way in hell I'm ever going back to being friends with these jerks. Funniest thing was like when this nigga was like "Come on man, you're making me look bad, just let me ride you home". This guy felt like joking and now the joke was on him.
 

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Thing is what the hell did these niggas expect me to do? Just let the whole thing go after they made a fool of me, hell no. These dudes take the joke too far and they expect for me to just drop it and let them give me a ride. Hell no, you're not giving me a ride after all of that BS. Perhaps hadn't they tooken the joke as far as they did or had stopped f*cking with me earlier I would've been like "Okay". But hell naw, they took the joke too far. Yeah, I hope these niggas got their good laughs in, because now there's no way in hell I'm ever going back to being friends with these jerks. Funniest thing was like when this nigga was like "Come on man, you're making me look bad, just let me ride you home". This guy felt like joking and now the joke was on him.
You sure showed those niggas.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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anyways, you guys can close this, the damage has been done, I've made up my mind and it's over.
 

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ElStud said:
anyways, you guys can close this, the damage has been done, I've made up my mind and it's over.
You gonna blast some fools with your Gat?
 

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ElStud said:
You say this is how guys normally act? Bullsh*t. I would NEVER do something of this level to a freaking FRIEND of mine. And even if I did joke with the guy, if I saw that the dude was starting to take it seriously, I'd be like "I'm joking man" or something. But this is what turns these losers on, joking at the expense of another dude. Well they can find someone else to joke on.
Isn't that what the geezer did straight after he saw you taking the joke seriously, and again on facebook?

Stop contradicting yourself and take your own advice.
 

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Should've brought your little pink tricycle with you then the ElStud crew wouldn't have needed to give you a ride home.


We ride together, we die together.

ElStud crew 4 life!!!
:rockon:
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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ChrizZ said:
Should've brought your little pink tricycle with you then the ElStud crew wouldn't have needed to give you a ride home.


We ride together, we die together.

ElStud crew 4 life!!!
:rockon:
AHAHAHAHAHA
 

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ElStud said:
Man tonight I had an experience where you can think people are really cool and can completely ruin it by being assh*les. So I'm hanging with my supposed "friends" who I've been friends with for years and we come back from the dance and alls going good. Then we're at one of the dudes houses and all is still going good. Then it starts, this nigga decides he wants to be a f*cking *******. He all starts making sh*t up about how he can't ride me home and I'm gonna have to walk. This nigga gets everybody else in on the joke and they start being assh*les as well. So eventually this nigga takes it too far and I'm like "You know what, f*ck you man, you always do this stupid sh*t to me(Because this nigga always pulls this "I'm not taking you home" joke and tonight I just got f*cking tired of it)". And that's where it starts. Then it escalates to where I'm pushing this nigga because I'm pissed off at him for acting like an assh*le(I'm telling you, I could've honestly killed this nigga). So I call my mother and ask her to pick me up and then these niggas have the nerve to say "Man, we were just joking, we're taking you home".

And I just f*cking said hell no to that bullsh*t. I told them that they were not f*cking taking me anywhere and that I was done with them. I then preceded to tell the nigga with the car, who started the joke, that it's officially over between me and him. And I basically said "F*ck you" to my other friends, for basically being assh*les with him. And yeah, I left with my mother and that was the end of a long friendship, all because this nigga and the other dudes felt like they wanted to be assh*les. I deleted all of their numbers and I'm deleting them off my friends list on Facebook. Basically, from here on, I'm going to find new friends to hang out with, who aren't assh*les.
Can someone get him a tampon for the vagina he just grew?

Dude, I feel for you, because I've been in positions like that before and yes, it is very annoying, but my God you sound like a giant nancy-boy. First you're screaming "nigga" every other word, next you're telling them you want a friendship divorce while your mom drives you away. I could go on but it's too painful to think about. I know his crap probably pisses you off, but you need to not take it so personally. I mean if he has been doing this for a while, that should of been a red flag for you in the first place.

Live and learn man. Next time don't take things so personally. Learn to control your anger. And stop saying nigga so damn much, it makes you sound like an idiot.
 

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ElStud said:
Well if it was the FIRST time I wouldn't of gotten pissed, but it got old and when the dude takes it that far, I'm gonna get p*ssed off.
I agree with Elstud (for once). Sometimes your so-called "friends" will take jokes too far. Being the butt of jokes is not fun. You can play it off only so long and they just don't let up. Last time I told a 'friend' off he never talked to me again. But honestly, I don't regret it at all. It basically shows them that they shouldn't fuk with you. Good Job Elstud.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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