I'm officially calling BULLSHYT on this script

[Capodeciña]

This clown-of-a woman talking in riddles. Here goes.

Subject: (Lets climb trees and make out)

Capodecina: Wth, wheres my afternoon kiss!

Her: talk about the first thing that rises lol
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Capodecina: lulz , well its only right ..ur adorable, i'd adopt you. Put a mat on the edge of my bed, you could sleep there lol.

Her: lol haha ta love ur not the first person that's said that on here lol hehe xx

Capodecina: Lol bet i am the first.

is lozzy short for lauren? and where is my afternoon kiss?

Her: lol no my name is laura....and since when do you get another one lol

Capodecina: Since when couldn't I?

Her: well for a start ur head is not popin outta the screen so u can't lol

Capodecina: aha, That was cute. What network are you on lauz?

Her: ahh well im on orange....ay but im not giving my number out

Capodecina: Not that I was asking, but what was that about you not giving it out?

Her: because i don't trust men on ere to have it there is only one person on ere that has it but i am sposed to be going on a date with him on monday

Capodecina: Lol well don't break a leg on ur date lauz. strange, cos it said you're seeking: a man > for : friends, not that I inted to BE FRIENDS! how do u get male friends if you dont trust men on here lol?

Her: well i just want a chat atm coz my ex split up with me a week ago and i just want to take it all slowly tbh i prolly won't meet that man coz i can't be asked i am injoying being single i just like a chat and then the longer i talk to them and i like them then i will go into it a lil deeper and maybe begin a relationship

I haven't replied back yet, is this some sort of a Joke?

 

[Kailex]

The joke's on you.

First of all, why are you begging for afternoon kisses?

Personally, as soon as she said "I'm not giving you my number" without me even asking for it, I would have just stopped right there.

What an uppity biotch.



And out of curiousity, what's with the network orange thing? What's that mean?

 

[Capodeciña]

The joke's on you.

First of all, why are you begging for afternoon kisses?

Personally, as soon as she said "I'm not giving you my number" without me even asking for it, I would have just stopped right there.

What an uppity biotch.



And out of curiousity, what's with the network orange thing? What's that mean?

Fluff flirt talk is begging? REALLY? Yeah ok bro. It's giving the fun impression that I should have it already, not that I want it, c'mon dude, don't be silly.

Orange network is the the name for a mobile broadband network. Like o2, T-mobile and Vodafone.

Persistance prevails. I'll report back with her number. I bet my a/ss on it.

 

[Kailex]

Gotcha, so I take it that was the beginning of your conversation?
The afternoon kiss thing?

I'm just lost as to what exactly I was reading and where this is coming from.

 

[Capodeciña]

Yep, I approached with the kiss thing.

I don't expect instant replies, but since she did, I just followed through with it.

This is all on online, POF dude.

 

[jonwon]

This clown-of-a woman talking in riddles. Here goes.



I haven't replied back yet, is this some sort of a Joke?

Are you desperate?

 

[Capodeciña]

Are you desperate?

No, just determined.

 

[jonwon]

No, just determined.

Persistance is a good thing.

Edit - I assume you already know this, hence persistance is a good thing, but one needs to know what they are trying to get.

This girl is clearly after attention through that dating site, she will be in contact with- oh i'd say about 5-7 different guys, each one with her tossing them little scraps to garner that attention, with no real intention to actually put out, to all of them, but she will probably fuc* one or two.

Personnally I find her actions rude, but that's just me - telling you flatly she isn't going to take your number and then telling you she is going on a date with some one else, whilst telling you again that she isn't going to date a guy - goes to show you perfectly how some men can be suckered into the mind-fuc*ery of female logic - simply put, there is none.

Hence personnally - I'd be thinking of bagging it and little else.

I'd be tossing in sex type inuendo, for example this place here:

"talk about the first thing that rises lol"

I would have grabbed the oportunity to really bust on her in a sexual manner - not coming across as an horn dog, but making her out to be one, my response being:

"You women all you think about is sex".

I am sure the conversation would have slipped into that path, rather then her pouring out her menstal mush, for you to respond to.

Even though, it aint terrible, but this women seems to be a bit of a clown who is on the burn from her last relationship and is looking for attention and validation from guys on a dating site to prove she still has it.

The best way to go about this, from now on is to probably drop some relationship bombs on her, help her to decide that the best thing she can do to 'get back at the BF' is to fuc* you.

 

[kingsam]

Persistance is a good thing.

NOT ALWAYS......i think i know what you mean but by saying this with no explanation of the context (when it will work)... will result in guys interpreting it as below...

thats what happens in the chick-flick movies , the guy keeps getting rejected and emotionally run-over by the woman, he keeps persisting, acting like a doormat- evenutally he gets her.
and we know how false and misleading for guys these movies are....

 

[Capodeciña]

Persistance is a good thing. I'd be tossing in sex type inuendo, for example this place here:

"talk about the first thing that rises lol"

I would have grabbed the oportunity to really bust on her in a sexual manner - not coming across as an horn dog, but making her out to be one, my response being:

"You women all you think about is sex".

I am sure the conversation would have slipped into that path, rather then her pouring out her menstal mush, for you to respond to

Yah, I was itching too say exactly that! but I thought she probably gets those cheesy subliminal sex quotes all the time, so I passed.

it states she is looking for friends, heck! she could be lying about the boyfriend break up just for sympathy.

She falls in the category of the ones who just like to read you're message and let it sit there, rather than read & delete it, but yeah I'll be bombing her with any old sexual crap now, I see some flaws in her b!tchshield.