"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Im not skinny!

Pathgen

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I have recently just started to work out way more seriously. I have a gym membership and I have been doing benchpress, running, basketball, stomach curl machine thing, and some free weights. I hae gone 6 times a week for the last two weeks.

I have also been eating much better than i have. I moved out to college and gained the freshman 15.

I have been feeling a lot better and I feel myself getting a lot stronger. However, all my life i have been borderline chubby and never did i feel like a small guy. I ate a **** load of food and did some karate in my younger years that helped.

What i am trying to accomplish is i need to lose about 15-20 pounds and at the same time i want to build muscle up. However, most of the advice that i am reading are for thin guys that need to bulk up. I feel like i need to go the opposite way and replace fat with muscle. However, I work out and I desire protein, but i feel like if i eat protein i will gain weight which is counter productive lol.

Am I on the right track exercising the way I am? What should my diet be like? Any threads that you know of that can help me?

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Also, forgot to mention i got these bad stretch marks that appeared when i gained weight when i moved out. I had them before but they faded and now they are back. Anyone have any tips to make them fade quicker
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The vault is an excellent source of information and will most likely answer most, if not all of your questions: http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=126233

You say you want to build muscle, but lose fat at the same time. Sure, you can do that, or you could get a lot more progress with focusing on one at a time. Eating protein will not make you fat, if anything, carbs will.

About your stretch marks, go to a pharmacy or drug-store and get a lotion pregnant women use. I'm not making any promises regarding its efficiency, however.
 

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If you're really heavy, you definitely can lose fat and gain muscle significantly. Just lift heavy as hell and eat clean.
 

Pathgen

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I see... so what im reading is that the process would be faster if I lost weight, then gained muscle. Or if i was fatter lol. I guess I am feeling results already so ill just keep doing what I am doing. My body is getting a lot firmer all over and less pudgy. Thanks now that i know to cut carbs I should gain a lot better!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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