"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm not logging til i get laid

Nino-Tk

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sup fellow don juans..ever since i came here my dating,love life and just life have improved in such a way that i can't even begin
to describe,but recently ive been trapped in this cycle of forever reading material on this site even though i know im okay..so with the world cup being hosted in my country,there gon be girls everywhere! And i say to you guys that have helped me,i wont come back here till i break my virginity and by the way im goin to a bash tomorrow..nuff said!wish me luck DJs im gonna represent!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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War Against Betaism

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Well it was nice knowing ya :p
 

Scion

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Well have a nice life. Just stop putting importance om women, it'll drive you insane.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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