"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm not likeing you at the moment

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Any one ever get this, usually after you tell a girl no after she asks you to do something or giving her a hard time (in a fun way)

"i'm not liking you at the moment"

usualy said with a smile/grin.

whats a good comeback?

i've said like thisand it seems to work...

"I know tell me about it i can be such a ******* some times."

"i'm not liking you ether, so needy at times."

"I'll get over it"

any other ideas?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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