"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm nail polising my thumb so whats the best response when they ask aout it?

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Just like mystery does it I'm doing black nail polish on my one thumb, and it looks really cool, plus I have added little bit of a color on my hair too, this completely changed image, and how people interact with me, still How do I explain? whats the best punch line? To fulfill their curiosity?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Just tell them the truth- you're making a desperate attempt to attract women by mimicking a 6'8 clown who uses magic tricks to sleep with as many women as possible.


If you need to ask us how to explain your finger nail polish to people, you shouldn't be wearing finger nail polish. Your self-confidence is obviously not congruent with your "peacocking".
 

Daddy The Pimp

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Master Bates said:
6'8 clown who uses magic tricks to sleep with as many women as possible.
This 6'8 clown is greatest PUA that this society has ever known . He gave to society lot of treasure/methods/routines so we should be thankfull to him .

Some of the best Pua's were his students :D . ( Style , Mehow , Matador , Lovedrop )

He's techniques are helping a lot of people ( including ME ) to get what we always wanted :D .

If u can be only half successful as he is would be great .

Mystery Rules .
 
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From year to year, I'm never amazed at what newbies ask.

It doesn't look cool no matter how you try to spin it.
 

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To reiterate what the masturbator said: You are putting the carriage IN FRONT of the horse. Your thinking pattern is BACKWARDS. or inside-out.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Master Bates said:
Just tell them the truth- you're making a desperate attempt to attract women by mimicking a 6'8 clown who uses magic tricks to sleep with as many women as possible.


If you need to ask us how to explain your finger nail polish to people, you shouldn't be wearing finger nail polish. Your self-confidence is obviously not congruent with your "peacocking".

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