"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Im leaving the country, i just ****ed a 15 yr old im 21

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Haha, and sh*t all works out in the end.

Those 15 year old girls are crazy I tell you what

btw congrats on the 9, hope shes a good cook.

and for the rest of yall quit getting your panties up in a bunch. It happens.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Strip Club Inspector said:
Sex with a minor is a crime
No, it's not. Sex with a person under the legal age of consent is a crime.
 

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Yeah, but you still have to love that SC has 14 in their State Constitution under some circumstances for craps sake. Those Southerners ....

PS - Where can a person get the straight dope on the US act that defines AoC for US citizens while abroad? I was under the impression the rule was 16 unless she's a hooker (actually, unless you're PAYING for it) in which case it's 18. Where can we verify this? Last thing I need is Federal prison after a vacation.
 

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Pretty sure it's 18, wherever you go. Why, going to Yemen to snag a 9 year old?

Noooooo

It's just a good idea to know the speed limit before you get on the road, ya know?

{Chapter 117, 18 U.S.C. 2423(b)} forbids travelling in interstate or foreign commerce to engage in "illicit sexual conduct" with a minor. 2423(f) refers to Chapter 109A as its bright line for defining "illicit sexual conduct", as far as non-commercial sexual activity is concerned. For the purposes of age of consent, the only provision applicable is {Chapter 109A, 18 U.S.C. 2243(a)}. 2243(a) refers to situations where such younger person is under the age of 16 years, has attained 12 years of age, and the older person is more than 4 years older than the 12-15 year old (persons under 12 are handled under 18 U.S.C. 2241(c) under aggravated sexual abuse). So, the age is 12 years if you're within 4 years of the 12-15 year old's age, 16 under all other circumstances. This most likely reflects Congressional intent to not unduly interfere with a state's age of consent law, which would have been the case if the age was set to 18 under all circumstances. This law is also extraterritorial in nature to US Citizens and Residents who travel outside of the United States.
Sounds like 16 to me, but I'm pretty sure hookers have to be 18.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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