"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm into reality show "The Hills"

st_99

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Yeah, that would probably make me a tool but I'm watching the season premier tonight. :D

Something about watching young, rich, spoiled, hot ass brats that appeals to me.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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watching it helps u learn what kinda guys those kinda girls go for.......in other words, all u gotta do is be a rich good looking CHUMP and u'll land those girls left and right :)
 

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ToughLove said:
watching it helps u learn what kinda guys those kinda girls go for.......in other words, all u gotta do is be a rich good looking CHUMP and u'll land those girls left and right :)

Yeah, funny how that dude spenser has so many AFC qualities. Although he does have this confidence about him...

Not that I believe everything I see on the show but his relationship with heidi is real. (I guess)
 
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