"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'm In Love

EveryPostHere

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OHHHHHHHH.......the love bug bite me. I met the most wonderful woman, and I have to tell my sosuave friends about her. I was driving earlier and this song came on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl61-KMQAnE I imagined mine and my angels life together like just Lloyd did on Dumb and Dumber.

Her name is Brie. She's 26, has blackish brown hair, these beautiful eyes you can just fvcking get lost staring in, and likes a lot of the same stuff as me. She looks kind of like Katy Perry/Mia Kirshner but is 10X more beautiful.

She likes to go to parties so she's really fun, she's talked about how she can drive drunk so I know she's the type won't buckle under pressure and can handle herself, her body is like a canvas full of tattoos so she appreciates good art, her Facebook is always posting things like "I'd never date a guy who" so I must be really special if I meet her set of standards, she's got this really sexy nose ring, has bad relationships with family/friends but we get along awesome so I know she really appreciates me, and because she Snapchat/Instagrams often I don't ever have her cling to me. God she's perfect.

I just had to tell you guys about this, and also something else......you ready? APRIL FOOLS :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Normally April Fools threads piss me off, but since so many men here do love women like Brie I figured someone might appreciate it.

Rock on :rockon:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Sorry man that was a bit of craap April fools. There is nothing wrong with loving your girl.

Edit: if you spell "craap" right it will get censored. You should ask Atom Smasher why that is.
 
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EveryPostHere

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mangotot said:
Sorry man that was a bit of craap April fools. There is nothing wrong with loving your girl.
Why don't you actually read it, and learn to spell "craap."
 
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