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Don Juan
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OHHHHHHHH.......the love bug bite me. I met the most wonderful woman, and I have to tell my sosuave friends about her. I was driving earlier and this song came on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl61-KMQAnE I imagined mine and my angels life together like just Lloyd did on Dumb and Dumber.
Her name is Brie. She's 26, has blackish brown hair, these beautiful eyes you can just fvcking get lost staring in, and likes a lot of the same stuff as me. She looks kind of like Katy Perry/Mia Kirshner but is 10X more beautiful.
She likes to go to parties so she's really fun, she's talked about how she can drive drunk so I know she's the type won't buckle under pressure and can handle herself, her body is like a canvas full of tattoos so she appreciates good art, her Facebook is always posting things like "I'd never date a guy who" so I must be really special if I meet her set of standards, she's got this really sexy nose ring, has bad relationships with family/friends but we get along awesome so I know she really appreciates me, and because she Snapchat/Instagrams often I don't ever have her cling to me. God she's perfect.
I just had to tell you guys about this, and also something else......you ready? APRIL FOOLS :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Normally April Fools threads piss me off, but since so many men here do love women like Brie I figured someone might appreciate it.
Rock on :rockon:
Her name is Brie. She's 26, has blackish brown hair, these beautiful eyes you can just fvcking get lost staring in, and likes a lot of the same stuff as me. She looks kind of like Katy Perry/Mia Kirshner but is 10X more beautiful.
She likes to go to parties so she's really fun, she's talked about how she can drive drunk so I know she's the type won't buckle under pressure and can handle herself, her body is like a canvas full of tattoos so she appreciates good art, her Facebook is always posting things like "I'd never date a guy who" so I must be really special if I meet her set of standards, she's got this really sexy nose ring, has bad relationships with family/friends but we get along awesome so I know she really appreciates me, and because she Snapchat/Instagrams often I don't ever have her cling to me. God she's perfect.
I just had to tell you guys about this, and also something else......you ready? APRIL FOOLS :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Normally April Fools threads piss me off, but since so many men here do love women like Brie I figured someone might appreciate it.
Rock on :rockon: