"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm in love with a stripper

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NismoAwan

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Haha not really.

I have not logged on here for a long, long time and I have no idea how many times this question has been asked. But I was just curious if anyone has any good advice for attracting strippers and some do's/don'ts?


any feedback would be appreciated.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Read this kind of a shameless plug for my post but interpret my thoughs as you will.
 
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Don't concern yourself with strippers as they have already had over one thousand penises thundering inside of them, they will give you AIDS, go for some other hot babe that may have only had the ten penises, it is safer. :D
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Simple:

1st Rule: Be really good looking, with a great body.

I've known a couple and I've asked them this question, unfotunately they both said the same thing, they do the picking up, if he's hot and they want a ****. Then it's just a matter of going with it and not looking like you've just won the jackpot.
 
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KoalaKing said:
Don't concern yourself with strippers as they have already had over one thousand penises thundering inside of them, they will give you AIDS, go for some other hot babe that may have only had the ten penises, it is safer. :D
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Some of you guys in here seem to be confusing a "stripper" with a "prostitute".

Strippers take their cloths off, and stupid men pay for the privilage of watching them do that. You are not even allowed to touch them, put aside fvck them.

You'll be surprised how many of these strippers actually lead pretty ordinary lives when they are not "working". Stripping for them is just like any other job, and it doesnt involve fvcking the customers.

Prostitutes however, get ravaged hardcore on a daily basis. The number of d1cks some of them have had inside them probably goes up in the thousands.

So... if you sarge a stripper and pick her up! well done! it shows you've got good game because these chicks get hit all ALL THE TIME!
 
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Fash - They might not have sex for money but they do have ALOT more sexual partners than a normal girl.

Oh and also - alot of strippers do also **** for money, they're just more expensive.

They're just more liberal, drugs, sex whatever, all the ones I've known have fit the stripper steriotype.

Also - Most clubs don't allow you to proposition the girls, as I said: you don't pick them up, they pick you up.
 
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I'll have to step in here and stick up for strippers. It's not fair to generalise.
I picked up a stripper at a high class club on a buck's night a few months back. She approached me as they all do, looking for someone to pay for a dance, and I just ignored her requests for a dance and started making stupid jokes. We chatted and laughed for about 15mins before she had to go do a private room, and she hunted me out later and slipped me her number. She was my FB for a while before she moved back overseas.
Before I met her, I had the same ideas about strippers as you all did, but the stereotypes are not all true. Sure there may be a lot of skanky ones out there, but some are genuinely nice and surprisingly normal.
She basically just did it because she was living here for a year, and thought she might try it.. She wasn't a slut and didn't have diseases. I was the only guy she'd ever given her number to or had extracurricular activites with from the club. And she's not a two bit ho looking for cash only, she paid her share of drinks and dinners, and even shouted me a couple of times. She was even on the website as one of their top ten girls.

So for those of you who are bagging strippers without even knowing them, step down off your high horse. Sure I'd never want to date a stripper or have anything serious with, but I resent that people generalise them all, the ones I've met have been awesome girls.

Rant over. Sorry. :)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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so how does your stripper compare to the nice simple country girl next door? Would you consider your stripper marriage material? People don't come up with generalisations and stereotypes for nothing..
 
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