"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I'm gonna try to score big this weekend - got the bday angle!!

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That's right, I'm turning 23 Sunday. Sat night going out to dinner with 'rents, Sunday to lunch with pops, besides that party for me and a friends's friend on Friday - bar then house party. These always turn out well. Last time I ended up sleeping between two chicks. Sadly we were all so trashed that we just passed out. But some good times at that house :whistle:

I'm convincing a "friend" who has the hots for me to either find me a gf or french me by Sunday, or both. We'll see how that goes.

Saturday I dunno. I could hang out with this one girl I met at a party a few weeks ago who's been asking me for a date. But I dunno ... she's a 7. Skinny, but pale and a redhead. Still, says she's a virgin. Also a couple other options on reserve, but they're 7-ish as well and one had bad breath the last time we hung out. Last resorts lol. Hmmm.

I'm gonna get tore up and hopefully get some poontang.

Wish me luck. Gotta start my 24th with as much action as I can muster.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Happy B-Day Man.
I'm sending you telepathic pvssy pulling vibes for a present. :D lol
 
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