I'm Going To Become a Priest

[logicallefty]

I'm freaking done with women. They are all the same other than some have big b00bs and some have little ones.

Gf is 41. Two days ago was two year anniversary. I told her happy anniversary in person twice. She posted to my FB and I replied. But I didn't post to hers and she is all wigged out now. Been fighting for two days. Tonight she pulled out the "you are mentally abusive" card . what is behind that when you get called mentally abusive?

 

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You could join the priesthood sure. Or you could just remove yourself from fagbook and being a pawn for this woman's reality altogether.

what is behind that when you get called mentally abusive?

The million dollar question is why is this a more important question to you than what the next ingredients of your sandwich will be? Don't get sucked in to chick world mate, it's not a healthy place to be for a man. I know I know, easier said than done. But it can be done.

 

[logicallefty]

Killed the FB. Just trying to understand her allegations in her hurricane in her head called a brain.

 

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Killed the FB. Just trying to understand her allegations in her hurricane in her head called a brain.

A sh!t test or a slow night on the zombiebox perhaps. Either way I wouldn't worry too much, just go ghost for a bit. Come back with some strange perfume or something.

 

[guru1000]

Why are you dating women your own age? Your target age range should be 23-33.

 

[logicallefty]

I told her I needed space for two weeks. She said "fine". She Went to an awards banquet tonight that I was supposed to go to also. She been texting me and I'm ignoring. Thinking about what to do long term

 

[VladPatton]

She's still on the Facebook thing? Damn, man. Perhaps she's using it as an excuse for a big fight, to accuse you of something horrid, as a prelude to break up. Definitely start thinking long term solution. This is not the way a 41 yr old mature woman should act. That's the mind of a fücking spoiled teenager.

 

[logicallefty]

She's still on the Facebook thing? Damn, man. Perhaps she's using it as an excuse for a big fight, to accuse you of something horrid, as a prelude to break up. Definitely start thinking long term solution. This is not the way a 41 yr old mature woman should act. That's the mind of a fücking spoiled teenager.

Hers face is embedded in FB like Washington's face on Mount Rushmore. Even her dad has got on her about it and posted logical man responses to some of her emotional goon babble.

 

[logicallefty]

i can assure you she was going absolutely insane trying to figure out why you didnt post happy anniversary on her timeline or w/e.

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she probably felt "emotionally neglected" by this and is accusing you of mental abuse for putting her hamster into overdrive to "figure this out".

This makes perfect sense.

 

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i can assure you she was going absolutely insane trying to figure out why you didnt post happy anniversary on her timeline or w/e.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/21/article-2189389-1492EDB2000005DC-791_468x373.jpg

 

[Stagger Lee]

Perhaps she's using it as an excuse for a big fight, to accuse you of something horrid, as a prelude to break up.

That's what I was thinking too. She seems like a monkey (woman) who is about to branch swing. Women definitely seem to trump up some supposedly horrid thing(s) you did just before they break up with you. I could be wrong in this situation, but in that case she's just crazy.

 

[JustOlder_!]

whats facebook? That's the problem right there. Let it go let it go.. there is a song.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Leftie,
Now if you span plates,you wouldn't be thinking of joining the French Foreign Legion would you?....No you would simply enjoy a couple of quiet evenings,then a bunch of flowers and behave as though nothing had ever happened!

 

[logicallefty]

Dear Leftie,
Now if you span plates,you wouldn't be thinking of joining the French Foreign Legion would you?....No you would simply enjoy a couple of quiet evenings,then a bunch of flowers and behave as though nothing had ever happened!

good point. Are you suggesting I get her flowers? Sh!t I have not bought flowers for a chick sense 2007.

 

[Zarky]

The million dollar question is why is this a more important question to you than what the next ingredients of your sandwich will be?

All right that was a good one

 

[logicallefty]

We are supposed to go out of town this weekend and I don't even want to go, but unfortunately we have both comitted to going and will disappoint a mutual friend if we don't.

So I told her we would make a list of things in writing that I didn't want her to do, and a list of thing she doesn't want me to do. My #1 is "no b!tching about ANYTHING in the past", but there are others too.

If either one of us breaks the deal, we have to give the other $5.00 on the spot, NO EXCEPTIONS..

Hopefully this will get me through the trip piecefully. Then afterward gonna reevaluate and go NC for a while while I sort my thoughts.

 

[Colossus]

A 41 year old on FarceBook? Making drama out of it? And then calling you mentally abusive?


Let me give you a tip: Unless you are a complete pr!ck, 9/10 times when a girl says that to you SHE is the one who is a fvcking nutbag trying to gaslight her issues onto you. She is not an asset to you life, just a thorn.

 

[SgtSplacker]

Women are a mess man, you really can't take these things seriously. It's hard because they are important to us, but most of the time they are really reacting from a point of weakness, fear and insecurity. This is why they respond so seemingly drastically, because to them this is the same as a slap in the face.

If you understand women you know to correct this in the proper arena.

You spend that weekend hanging out with your buddies, N/C. Monday you send her a huge bouquet to work. You know she's gonna post it on FB and all your problems solved and you could have hung out with your buddies with no stress. That following weekend ask her out maybe even not, who cares? Her emotional needs have been met. I bet she wouldn't even care.

 

[Die Hard]

Bradd and Colossus are spot on. When a woman wants to draw your attention away from the fact that she has done, is doing or is about to do something disrespectful to you, she'll often outrageously accuse YOU of doing something disrespectful to HER.

Be aware, my friend...

 

[Bible_Belt]

http://www.sickipedia.org/religion/priest

A Catholic priest and a rabbi are walking down the street one day when they see a pair of angelic-looking 12-year-old boys playing football in the park.

The priest turns to the rabbi, nudges him in the ribs and says:

"I tell you what; let's go and screw those boys"

The rabbi looked at him curiously and answered:

"Out of what?"