"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm going on a date today

That_Guy49

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Me and my good buddy are taking two girls out and I need some suggestions for after some dinner, because I wanna eat some dinner and then do something else but I can't really decide...any suggestions?

Some tips and advice would be appreciated as well. I plan on making you guys proud.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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check_mate_kid_uk

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Originally posted by That_Guy49
I plan on making you guys proud.
you got it wrong, why make us proud, what does it matter to us, you are doing this for you, not us.

how about going bowling, or crazy golf
 

check_mate_kid_uk

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throwing in the lake? what are you going to say in defense when prosecuted for attempted murder?:p

bowlings good if you make it good, it gives you a chance to talk and its fun if you make it fun.

you know better then me what there is to do where you live. you could go ice skating if theres an ice rink near by.
 

That_Guy49

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we went to the park and played, unfortunately the date was ruined by a phone call that my friend in california died of a heroine overdose.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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