I'm going for blood testing to get checked for STI's. I got reckless back in 2011 and 2012 but never really bothered to check up on the status of my health. I've got burned one time after hammering away on some chick and it ended up snapping the condom. Luckily what I contracted from her was entirely curable. After that experience I never shown any symptoms of anything else but for my peace of mind I wanna know if these tests are actually accurate.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I'm going for blood testing. I wanna know how accurate these tests are.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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Blood tests are quite accurate if there has been time for any disease to incubate, ie no use getting a blood test the morning after. But if you're going for a blood test get the whole raft of tests done. They're real fun.
Throat swab, anal swab if you need that and don't forget, the only medical test that's more painful for men than women - the needle/umbrella down the uretha. That'll make your eyes water
Throat swab, anal swab if you need that and don't forget, the only medical test that's more painful for men than women - the needle/umbrella down the uretha. That'll make your eyes water
Scaramouche
Master Don Juan
Dear CQuence,
Don't forget Hepatitis B...My Quack who has 400 *****s on his books considers that a Don Juans greatest Danger!
Don't forget Hepatitis B...My Quack who has 400 *****s on his books considers that a Don Juans greatest Danger!
Powersurgeon
Don Juan
Go for it. These test are pretty accurate because they're searching for something specific, i. e. a part of the virus or the bacteria, as opposed to other test that look for "normal levels", like hemoglobin, glucose, etc.