"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I'm glad Danica Patrick did bad

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For two weeks, all I heard the media do was hype Danica Patrick. Why? Because she is a women driver competing against men. So why is it that women want equal rights, yet when they do something men have been doing for years for the 1st time, it is groundbreaking and must-see. This feminism movement makes me sick. The whole two weeks, I was like who gives a **** that a women is driving in a race. I wonder who actually does care. Someone must because she has been on a Sports Illustrated cover and all over ESPN. So when the race comes along, many people are predicting her to finish first, just because she is a woman and they think it would be a great, feel-good story. Then she finished 13th out of 22. The media is like, what went wrong? I think it is hilarious. Same with the WNBA, who actually watches this crap. Does the league actually make money. In my opinion going to the game would be the ultimate snoozefest.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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She must be an animal in bed.
 

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i think is part of the whole "women can do anything men can" phiolosphy women these days have. But its also bc she draws ratings. The indy 500 did the best ratings wise since 1997. So yea a lot more people tune in to see how the girl will do, just bc ppl are curious. Its a combination of trying to draw more people to watch cars going in circles, get the ratings up and the part is the feminist movement.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yeah, I agree the hype got really annoying...Although it's really the media's fault, not hers. I'm sure she doesn't want all that added pressure of doing 20 interviews a day answering the same retarded questions. They should just leave her alone, for our sake and her sake.
 

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Originally posted by Interpol
Yeah, I agree the hype got really annoying...Although it's really the media's fault, not hers. I'm sure she doesn't want all that added pressure of doing 20 interviews a day answering the same retarded questions. They should just leave her alone, for our sake and her sake.
The more exposed she becomes the more endorsments she will get and therefore I don't believe she minds all that attention. It is sad however that she will be getting better endorsment deals then better drivers out there because she is a hot woman.
 

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I must have been confused. I thought the media attention was because it was a woman who could drive!
 

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didnt she place like 4th a few weeks ago? It is a bit unfair because of her weight advantage; if they dont compensate for it. She's good for the sport because she brings viewers and commercial sponsors. The same way that Wie does for golf.......
 

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Originally posted by JohnGalt
I must have been confused. I thought the media attention was because it was a woman who could drive!
lol!

What pisses me off is that we never see the [censored] media portray true feminine women. It is always some bimbo doing a mans job/a mans sport etc. How about some media attention for the nice ladies that help feed the poor at the local church? how about some media attention for those nice ladies that take care of the elderly? those that are in iraq helping the country get better?

instead if a hor like madonna does something you can't change the channel without hearing about it! if that hor paris hilton does something it becomes the hottest news around, some woman can drive a car as good as a man, great..
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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it's stupid to give a shit about NASCAR and car racing in the first place.
 

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Originally posted by Porky
it's stupid to give a shit about NASCAR and car racing in the first place.
i agree...theyre just cars going in circles really fast. If it wasnt for the crashes the sport would be dead. F1 racing is cool though
 

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Originally posted by Joe The Homophobe
lol!

What pisses me off is that we never see the [censored] media portray true feminine women. It is always some bimbo doing a mans job/a mans sport etc. How about some media attention for the nice ladies that help feed the poor at the local church? how about some media attention for those nice ladies that take care of the elderly? those that are in iraq helping the country get better?

instead if a hor like madonna does something you can't change the channel without hearing about it! if that hor paris hilton does something it becomes the hottest news around, some woman can drive a car as good as a man, great..
i couldnt agree with you more....

HAHA yea perhaps the publicity comes from being a woman that can drive...
 

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circle track racing is for rednecks...... road racing kicks arse...... Drag racing sucks as well.....
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Danica Patrick has attitude

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB5dLpunf8M

This is not a great photage of the incident that happen during the altercation that occured between Danica Patrick and Dan Wheldon. They showed on television that she walked up to him grabbed his arm and got in his face and shoved him back. Now who does she think she is? If this was another guy, Dan Wheldon would have shoved her back or got into a fight but since she is a woman he can't do that and gladley he didn't do anything but its just goes to show you that there is double standereds and when it comes to sports there is no equality between the sexes.

People will respect you when you start winning races Danica Your "I am a pretty woman driver" celebrity status is just about over.
 

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MetalFortress said:
Nothing is better than a hot woman who can drive hot cars.
How about one that can drive a hot motorcycle???? :up:
 

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Interpol said:
Yeah, I agree the hype got really annoying...Although it's really the media's fault, not hers. I'm sure she doesn't want all that added pressure of doing 20 interviews a day answering the same retarded questions. They should just leave her alone, for our sake and her sake.
Didn't Jeff Gordon get the same hype when he started out? Oh wait, he only won one rookie of the year award... :D
 

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bud_2005 said:
For two weeks, all I heard the media do was hype Danica Patrick. Why? Because she is a women driver competing against men.

WRONG.


Because she is a female amongst insecure males. Drivers and teams are alright and pretty much educated, they have style. Theirs is like a sport of kings and every one of them is a gentelmen. The hype about Danica is raised by red necks, insecure son of the b1tches, who watch her perform, and then go home and masturbate.


It's a promotion thing.
 
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