"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'm F*cked

War Against Betaism

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So I was hanging out with one of my closest homies' sister and her friends. I was gaming on them, and the sister too, and then later that night I f*cked the sister in the trunk of her friend's truck. One of my friends was there too, and they heard it all. I thought my only problem would stem from keeping it a secret from my friend's sister, but later this night she confesses she likes my other friend and feels bad that she f*cked me. In a coincidental twist, my other friend that the sister likes was making out with another girl, this same night. That's not the only problem, because I actually tried convincing my friend to not like the sister because I liked her too, what a f*cking AFC move there. That would have been him f*cking her instead of me and if he finds out I know he'll get pissed because he sort of liked her too. I already have the brother to be concerned about because he'll beat my ass. Now I'm f*cking pissed off because I feel like her f*cking tool, telling me that her life feels like it's going in a downwards spiral even before I f*cked her.

Sorry for the overuse of the word f*ck, I'm just paranoid and pissed off right now and even disappointed in myself that I actually did an AFC move like that. My only hope is that the sister's brother who is one of my closest friends and my friend that the sister likes doesn't hear sh*t about this, but I have a feeling it's all going to explode into the wild, and it's just a matter of time.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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War Against Betaism

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Yeah that's what my friend said, it's like an episode off of a drama lol.
 

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"and then later that night I f*cked the sister in the trunk of her friend's truck."

Now that is hardcore alpha! I cant beleive you got her in the trunk...lol what a slvt.

Edit: Didnt see it said truck...I thought it was a car trunk. lol.
 

War Against Betaism

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She didn't even give good blowj0bs. I swear I felt her teeth grinding on the tip of my d1ck.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The Forms

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War Against Betaism said:
She didn't even give good blowj0bs. I swear I felt her teeth grinding on the tip of my d1ck.
Get used to it. Few women give good head.
 
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