"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Im done, I GIVE UP, I'm sick of people and I'm sick of girls

DJHoolahoop

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you guys should all buy one of those fleshlight things. apparently a bunch of guys developed a type of tube that feels close to the real thing. that way you don't gotta deal with women no more and you get the pleasure of the real thing!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Silex said:
thats it. My life is over.


I GIVE UP.
so you needed to tell everyone that why didnt you just explain yourself and ask people for advice
 

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I'd lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E, but the train don't run through here no more, poor poor pitiful me...
 

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It's going to be over at some point anyway, so I infer that you are suggesting that now is not the right time. Well there never is a right time is there?

If you know that now is not the right time what are you going to do about it. Right now there are at least thousands of girls sitting in their rooms thinking exactly the same thing, waiting for you to bang them, and instead you are pounding a keyboard instead of their privates.
 

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Huh well I guess America should just give up on war on terror and stop looking for bin laden and let him attac america again
Edit: It's BS but let's not discuss politics
 
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Silex said:
thanks for the inspiring words winter sucksx.
Screw you, man. No one's gonna cuddle you and give you sympathy here.

You're sitting here saying "my life is over", but you don't really believe that or you'd be dead right now. You're saying that because you want a hug...you want someone else to come make you feel better.

Truth is, I could pitch you a supermodel over the fence right now and it STILL wouldn't make you feel one bit better. You've made a conscious decision that "you can't" be happy or socially capable and even if the 'nani comes to you, it wouldn't make you happy at this point.

Why don't you try taking some RESPONSIBILITY for yourself? Fix your OWN thinking before you come looking for support or advice. Quitters are not welcome here. Have some damned self-respect. You are what you believe you are.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Blusher said:
If that means giving up torture on Iraqi civilians too and putting an end to the extortion of natural resources in the region, that might actually be a pretty good idea.

I don't see how the occupation of a country against UN resolution serves the purpose of "looking for Bin Laden" by the way... or wait no, these morons went there supposedly to find WMD. What a joke! I guess you should use better analogies next, this one is pathetic.
Hey hey hey you two, no talking politics here! Keep it up and I'm going to tell your MOD and he'll close this thread and will send you to your rooms! :trouble:
 

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Hey hey hey you two, no talking politics here! Keep it up and I'm going to tell your MOD and he'll close this thread and will send you to your rooms!
Mea Culpa Mea Maxima Culpa :(
 
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