YoungBeezy
Don Juan
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About a month a go I sarged this puerto rican hB9. She wasn't particularily an easy sarge she had a hell of a **** block...Her mom
! Now thse girls were tatted up so they aren't my usual type (even mom) but I bit. So I walk up to the daughter in my usual alpha male stance...
me:You guys look pretty fun...my names Brandon
her: Oh hey my names Angela
mom: Fun, of course we are fun.
me: You *****es want to join my biker club, I mean your tatoos are so cool!
mom: *looks puzzled then starts laughing, but had a hint of anger in her tone* If your trying to pick up hot chicks you shouldn't call them *****es when you first meet them.
This is when the fun began I call it mom vs. Pick up artist.
me: *I start by going into a cool story about my first time being on a bike*
mom: you don't look like you could handle a hog
me: I could handle you if you'd like me tooo *lick lips*
mom: *laughs* oh you definetly cant handle me little man
me: *I laugh hysterically* Yeah I don't want swin flu
At this point I had gone too far, maybe it was the alcohol (normally I don't drink). So I ejected. Later on the mom re-opens me
mom: Where is your biker crew?
me: where is your daughter?
mom: how did you know she was my daughter? I could have been her older friend
me: You look young and all but those cute little dimples gave it away.
From her I hit her with some more IOI's and since she was hot I just went for her...I didn't f closer her that night, but later on had a dinner date with her.
I showed her my art and she was quite impressed. She let me draw her in a 2 minute caracture which was pretty cool (would post but I gave it to her, she thinks I'm going to be famous).
I gave her a massage and you know the rest. BUT, last week I got a text from her daughter.
hb9: What are you doing?
me: at a carnival with friends, why?
hb9: You want to hang out afterwards?
me: I guess
Now Im thinking that she was trying to get back at her mom or something, and I didn't want to be apart of that but I went anyway. She was at her house with a gay buddy, and they were just sitting outside smoking when I arrived. So I smoke with them and we get to talkin also. I come to find out that her and her mom are very close and i started to get a vibe from her that it was cool for us to mess around so I do.
Anyway that's the story and the mom is suppose to be coming over later on, something feels very RIGHT about this. It hink I'm on my way to a very beautiful relationship with these women.
! Now thse girls were tatted up so they aren't my usual type (even mom) but I bit. So I walk up to the daughter in my usual alpha male stance...me:You guys look pretty fun...my names Brandon
her: Oh hey my names Angela
mom: Fun, of course we are fun.
me: You *****es want to join my biker club, I mean your tatoos are so cool!
mom: *looks puzzled then starts laughing, but had a hint of anger in her tone* If your trying to pick up hot chicks you shouldn't call them *****es when you first meet them.
This is when the fun began I call it mom vs. Pick up artist.
me: *I start by going into a cool story about my first time being on a bike*
mom: you don't look like you could handle a hog
me: I could handle you if you'd like me tooo
*lick lips*mom: *laughs* oh you definetly cant handle me little man
me: *I laugh hysterically* Yeah I don't want swin flu
At this point I had gone too far, maybe it was the alcohol (normally I don't drink). So I ejected. Later on the mom re-opens me
mom: Where is your biker crew?
me: where is your daughter?
mom: how did you know she was my daughter? I could have been her older friend
me: You look young and all but those cute little dimples gave it away.
From her I hit her with some more IOI's and since she was hot I just went for her...I didn't f closer her that night, but later on had a dinner date with her.
I showed her my art and she was quite impressed. She let me draw her in a 2 minute caracture which was pretty cool (would post but I gave it to her, she thinks I'm going to be famous).
I gave her a massage and you know the rest. BUT, last week I got a text from her daughter.
hb9: What are you doing?
me: at a carnival with friends, why?
hb9: You want to hang out afterwards?
me: I guess
Now Im thinking that she was trying to get back at her mom or something, and I didn't want to be apart of that but I went anyway. She was at her house with a gay buddy, and they were just sitting outside smoking when I arrived. So I smoke with them and we get to talkin also. I come to find out that her and her mom are very close and i started to get a vibe from her that it was cool for us to mess around so I do.
Anyway that's the story and the mom is suppose to be coming over later on, something feels very RIGHT about this.
It hink I'm on my way to a very beautiful relationship with these women.