"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I'm da ultimate pimp!

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Sup losers,lol anyways i'm new to dis forum,i'll be posting on how much hoes luv my big black d*ck :D. U know in my hood all dem hoes luv me,and i'll be pimping them! I might add pictures of me and yall see why i'm da sexiest nigga ;)
The only real pimps/players are blackguys&hispanic/latinoguys!

http://www.myspace.com/brazy_boi go see why i'm da sexiest nigga and why all dem hoes in my hood luv me soo much :)
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Mr. Unique

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do italians count?

Edit: you didnt answer me! anyway Im sicilian and Ill steal all your girls even though I dont go for black chicks Ill easily take them away from you.


Post your pics!
 
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Mr. Unique

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yeah, post some pics now Hot shot!. it doesnt take hours for one to post pics so why not now? we wanna see ''da ultimate pimp!''.
 

AC/DC

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Big black penis? You might have a telephone pole in your pants, I have a nuclear-powered submarine.

You prolly game hella ugly females anyway.

The only pimps are black guys and latino guys? I got news for you: I f*cked your girlfriend and she liked it.

And guess what? I'm white. Take your racist ass sumwhere else.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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oakraiderz2

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Originally posted by AC/DC
The only pimps are black guys and latino guys? I got news for you: I f*cked your girlfriend and she liked it.

He did, i saw...i bone her mom... High 5 AC!!
 

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...I'll DJ any girl you got man. ahve her screaming "whiteboy!" with my nuts on ehr chin.
lol.
don't brag bro, tis not needed in this form. we're all basicly ****y guys here. no need for us *****ing at one another.

ps: I'm german, and I'm pretty sure race ahs nothing to do with DJing.
 

dannowillbookem

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hahahha. lets all stand around impressed.

im white and i'll seduce all your girls *****hhh. that is if any of them are hot enough to look at my big white ****.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Originally posted by mcpimp

Sup losers,lol
You posted "Sup losers" followed by a "lol" therefore contradicting your initial statement and thus causing the redirection of your insult unto yourself.




The only real pimps/players are blackguys&hispanic/latinoguys!
In a world where the best rapper is white and the best golfer is black, you're opinionated and MTV-loving biased assessment went to sh*t.


TheManlyMan def. mcpimp via Slam: 10.839 seconds into the first round.
 
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