"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I'm da ultimate pimp!

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Sup losers,lol anyways i'm new to dis forum,i'll be posting on how much hoes luv my big black d*ck :D. U know in my hood all dem hoes luv me,and i'll be pimping them! I might add pictures of me and yall see why i'm da sexiest nigga ;)
The only real pimps/players are blackguys&hispanic/latinoguys!

http://www.myspace.com/brazy_boi go see why i'm da sexiest nigga and why all dem hoes in my hood luv me soo much :)
 
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Mr. Unique

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do italians count?

Edit: you didnt answer me! anyway Im sicilian and Ill steal all your girls even though I dont go for black chicks Ill easily take them away from you.


Post your pics!
 
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yeah, post some pics now Hot shot!. it doesnt take hours for one to post pics so why not now? we wanna see ''da ultimate pimp!''.
 
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Big black penis? You might have a telephone pole in your pants, I have a nuclear-powered submarine.

You prolly game hella ugly females anyway.

The only pimps are black guys and latino guys? I got news for you: I f*cked your girlfriend and she liked it.

And guess what? I'm white. Take your racist ass sumwhere else.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Originally posted by AC/DC
The only pimps are black guys and latino guys? I got news for you: I f*cked your girlfriend and she liked it.
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He did, i saw...i bone her mom... High 5 AC!!
 
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...I'll DJ any girl you got man. ahve her screaming "whiteboy!" with my nuts on ehr chin.
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don't brag bro, tis not needed in this form. we're all basicly ****y guys here. no need for us *****ing at one another.

ps: I'm german, and I'm pretty sure race ahs nothing to do with DJing.
 
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hahahha. lets all stand around impressed.

im white and i'll seduce all your girls *****hhh. that is if any of them are hot enough to look at my big white ****.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by mcpimp

Sup losers,lol
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You posted "Sup losers" followed by a "lol" therefore contradicting your initial statement and thus causing the redirection of your insult unto yourself.




The only real pimps/players are blackguys&hispanic/latinoguys!
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In a world where the best rapper is white and the best golfer is black, you're opinionated and MTV-loving biased assessment went to sh*t.


TheManlyMan def. mcpimp via Slam: 10.839 seconds into the first round.
 
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