touma.akagi
Senior Don Juan
Why bother if you're getting no dates or sex from these women? The only difference between this and being catfished by a Nigerian on Google Hangouts is that you're actually talking to someone real.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
i'm an online SD and im lovin it :)
- Thread starter onlineman
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
EyeBRollin
Master Don Juan
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Wait, you aren’t fvcking any of them?!?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
RickTheToad
Moderator
Pay for travel? Serious? Pu ssy whipped. ;'p
All ladies are *****s... You just need to catch them on the right day.
diogenes84
Don Juan
Amen!
And not just women...
If you dont respect yourself, people around you wont either!
diogenes84
Don Juan
enlighten us ^^
bcude
Master Don Juan
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"wall", women dread it so much that it's always in their vocabulary and mind.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Alright ik about forum rules but **** it:
You are very clearly trying to segway into giving out a specific website, you just don’t want to make it obvious so as not to get banned. If anyone here were to have bought into your garbage and ask where supposedly ‘get’ these women, you would PM them the URL for some ‘sugar baby’ website where we’d have to put in our credit card info to ‘prove’ that we’re over 18 (ha!) just to gain entry. Part of the money that we supposedly ‘give’ to these sugar babies would go to the website owners, so in reality, this is just a marketing ploy.
You are marketing for a company without trying to make it obvious. Just reading your underlying tone—it sounds like an advertisement ffs. Everything you have posted thus far has been related to giving money to sugar babies. Nice try, spammer. Now gtfo of this website. You‘re a completely worthless human being for trying to scam us just for your own personal gain. Do you think we were born yesterday? Nice try, cunt.
You are very clearly trying to segway into giving out a specific website, you just don’t want to make it obvious so as not to get banned. If anyone here were to have bought into your garbage and ask where supposedly ‘get’ these women, you would PM them the URL for some ‘sugar baby’ website where we’d have to put in our credit card info to ‘prove’ that we’re over 18 (ha!) just to gain entry. Part of the money that we supposedly ‘give’ to these sugar babies would go to the website owners, so in reality, this is just a marketing ploy.
You are marketing for a company without trying to make it obvious. Just reading your underlying tone—it sounds like an advertisement ffs. Everything you have posted thus far has been related to giving money to sugar babies. Nice try, spammer. Now gtfo of this website. You‘re a completely worthless human being for trying to scam us just for your own personal gain. Do you think we were born yesterday? Nice try, cunt.
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
@Desdinova try to see thru this stuff, man
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Look at that, already a snarky comment insulting everyone here on this website. Go home, scammer. You’re out of your league.