"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Dogfish

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Well since I inherited A LOT of body hair from my two granddads it has become a major problem for me.
I have a lot of hair on my butt and in the area of my groin. anyway on these spots i can't really shave it off or i would result with a scratchy butt.

and if i only shave my pubic area (well i do that) and my butt, wouldnt it look weird together w/ hairy legs?

so what to do? remover? wax?

i'm quite new to the topic..

thx
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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blinkwatt

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Dude it only itches the first couple of times you shave it after that your used to it and it doesn't itch anymore.
 
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cuzza

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What about chest? I'm scared of shaving that since I don't want it growing back quickly and having to do it like everyday, as well as shaving my beard....
 
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TyTe`EyEs

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Purchase a beard trimmer if you don't already have one. Trim your pubic, ass, and chest hair with one of the guards on...there ya go.
 
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mrRuckus

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Bah. I'm hairy everywhere except my upper 2/3 of my back and my upper arms. No one cares. Girls don't. Just as many girls will dislike the hair as there are that will think you are retarded for shaving it.

I trim pubes and arm pits only like every 2 months. Doesn't really grow all that fast.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LoneSilver

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Hair is there for survival but outside of bodybuilding competition or medical reasons I'd leave it.

I don't know how many times I have been out or asleep and felt a tick or mosquitoe on me and if it weren't for the hair on my legs, arms and the little I have on my chest I wouldn't have had the highten sensivity without it.

As far as the pubic area I'll trim it down to a degree but not complete.

I can't count the times I have been in bed and awaken being tickled by a tick coming up my leg looking for a nice spot to imbed his blood sucking suckers.

With lime disease and others where ticks and mosquitoes carry I'll leave the hair for an extra layer of protection especially where I live in the country.

LoneSilver
 
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bigshot

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I got my chest and stomach waxed about 6-8 weeks ago, it hurt lyk hell but it was well worth it, im due for another wax soon. i trim my pubic area and armpits, they dont grow back that fast, id say about 8weeks until another trim.
 
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