"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I honestly wouldn't know. I don't think she has worn a true pair of pants since we were in France. She hasn't had to deal with the horses so she wears sundresses and stuff like that all day long.

she doesn't have a big ass, so i will definatly notice when it does.

you know what.. just a second...


(going to look at GF's ass)

Well... she's laughing at me... i'll take her word for it that she can't tell a difference yet.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Man it's **** like that that pisses me off.. becuase you are joking but you are not joking. next you are going to ask me do I like Watermelon (allergic) and fried chicken and the WB frog

I pride myself on being a person. not a black person. not a uptight person. I like what I like. part of the reason we have racial problems now is people wont' let go of preconcieved notions that are supposed to be absolute truths

No I don't like big asses. In fact I can't stand them. I don't like loose soggy asses either. I like tight round asses. I like women with long legs and tight round asses.. not a big breast guy either. my GF happens to have some decent sized breasts.. not HUGE.. a solid C cup which is suprizing considering how small she is (5'5, 105)

Now if she would just dye her hair red, I'd **** myself.
 
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backbreaker said:
Man it's **** like that that pisses me off.. becuase you are joking but you are not joking. next you are going to ask me do I like Watermelon (allergic) and fried chicken and the WB frog

I pride myself on being a person. not a black person. not a uptight person. I like what I like.
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Cough... bull****... cough.


There's not a post I've opened up where I've never read you mention your race. Then whenever there's a post where it talks about your preference all I see is "I'm into white girls (I'm black)"... I generally don't really read your posts, but for whatever reason, all I ever open from you is, "I'm black. Watch me conquer the precious white women." Maybe it's freak luck, or maybe you're a closet racist posing as an equal opportunity person.
 
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cough grow up cough

only a true idiot would make a post condeming someone and then in the same post say

I generally don't really read your posts
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with that said.. you are 17. you are not grown. You dont' have to deal with watermelon/fried chicken jokes. Again, grow up and next time don't comment on something you admit int he same post you never read.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Man it's **** like that that pisses me off.. becuase you are joking but you are not joking. next you are going to ask me do I like Watermelon (allergic) and fried chicken and the WB
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Relax man, I'm a brotha myself. If I was white I wouldn't have said that, but I can get away with it. And hell yeah "I like big butts and I can not lie" as the man said. :rockon:
 
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I know but still.. as a black person you know all too well that black people are just as if not more racist than white people against other black people.

you just have to know me, it's a pet peeve of mine
 
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