Centaurion
Master Don Juan
*wishes for mod-powers so he could ban all the trolls and the ****ing pathetic piece of **** homos on this site, and purge this thread from the face of the Intraweb*
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I'm a chick and this guy hit on me saying......
- Thread starter Lauren
- Start date