I'm a chick and this guy hit on me saying......

[Lauren]

I was in a pub with a group of friends and as I walked from our table to the bar, some random guy said to me, "hey, I like that shade of lipstick....." <paused> "It would look great around my c*ck"......

I'm not sure if this guy regularly uses this "line" and what sort of success rate it has, however I am thinking that any QUALITY chick would do as I did and mouth off at him - I believe something along the lines of "firstly, it's lip GLOSS not lip stick, and secondly, these lips wouldn't go anywhere near your tiny d*ck".

What do you guys think about this?

 

[hot_for_u]

Hi Lauren - if he was good looking, would u have accepted his offer ?

 

[spider_007]

:crackup: i'm not sure what to say:crackup:

i'm not even sure if he was being serious and actually expecting something from it, or if he just felt like saying it to the first chick that came by (just for the hell of it).

i just can't see anybody using this, and actualy expect her to say; "whip it out"

 

[MightyMate]

I got to tell You guys that this tip is really working. On sluts of course. Sorry to say, but he thought You must look as one of them.. I had some oral sex in car with this kind of words.. Not even saying 'Hi'.

 

[KarmaSutra]

I agree with Shezzler. Inner game is much more important to overall development than trying to locate that 'perfect' pick up line.

That douche who used the lipstick line was a complete dullard and jack ass.



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[DJ4Real]

His experiment with the C&F blew up right in his face.

 

[hot_for_u]

anyone have any similar field reports ?

 

[diplomatic_lies]

Woah man what a conincidence!!! my ex-girlfriend ws called lauren, although she was one frigid b*tch. Her lips didnt even wrap around my own c*ck until a month into the relationship!

Anyway sorry i got no advice for you. Maybe try asking a sex psychologist for your problems.

 

[spider_007]

i got an idea, lets all reply to the thread, just because she is a chick

happens every time.

 

[DonJuanMonk]

STFU everyone

 

[Lauren]

Thanks for comments....

hot_for_u -> He was actually quite good looking, although the thought of him now makes me gag.

spider_007 -> Do you think people are only replying because I'm a chick, or do you just harbour some deep resentment issues relating to all women?

MightyMate -> Great to hear that you think I must look like a sl*t - Nice!

 

[00Kevin]

Originally posted by Lauren
I was in a pub with a group of friends and as I walked from our table to the bar, some random guy said to me, "hey, I like that shade of lipstick....." <paused> "It would look great around my c*ck"......

I'm not sure if this guy regularly uses this "line" and what sort of success rate it has, however I am thinking that any QUALITY chick would do as I did and mouth off at him - I believe something along the lines of "firstly, it's lip GLOSS not lip stick, and secondly, these lips wouldn't go anywhere near your tiny d*ck".

What do you guys think about this?

1. he was most likely drunk

2. you looked like a slut

3. he didn't really care what you thought or said.

 

[KarmaSutra]

JesustheFbastardChrist, Why are you guys being so caustic?


Chick has a question. Answer it maturely and with aplumb.



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[KarmaSutra]

Some of you guys act as if chicks are the enemy. They're not. WIVES ARE.



Just say no.



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[00Kevin]

Originally posted by KarmaSutra
JesustheFbastardChrist, Why are you guys being so caustic?


Chick has a question. Answer it maturely and with aplumb.



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it was a stupid question and it required an honest answer.

 

[00Kevin]

I think the question is this.

Would this chick suck this guys di-ck?

I submit that she would but she won't admit it.

 

[KarmaSutra]

Honestly, It was idiotic.


You're still the cool guy on the playground I suppose.


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[KarmaSutra]

I'm not defending this broad. I don't know her story. But this guy in the pub made a completely ridiculous comment and you guys (some of you) are validating this belittlement.


If a guy makes a dumba$$ comment like that I'm calling him out on it.


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[Fatality]

if he wasn't drunk it means he thought you looked like a slut

How did you dress? Do you wear alot of makeup? Do you have tattoos or piercings?

 

[Charm Artist]

This post is pointless. Period.