Patrick124
Master Don Juan
delete this, i was kinda drunk.
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She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Patrick124 said:I talked and jacked off thinking about this girl 2 weeks ago about. I'm a freshman in college, shes a senior so I already know I have no chance in hell because i am already putting her on high ground. I spit Division NAIA calibur game, because if I really had NCAA D1 game, she'd be sucking me off now . but tonight was the first time we followed through.
I had a date planned for earlier tonight, but her Crush's D!ck popped up and you know she had to take care of it. i let it slide because I have no other options. I go out, and and texts me telling me she's finishing her slerpie, and where is she? I was on my way home cause this going out stuff was cutting in my jack off/worship time, and she goes "i'll have my friend pick you up if you want. Just don't shake his hand, it's been in my ass" sure why not. I get picked up, meet her at the bar, I'm trying to flirt, and since i lost my fake i couldnt get myself drinks because i'm a loser. dammmit. So i ask her to get me n my jerky partner a drink. shes real drunk and basically fvcks it up, losses money n sh!t. I let it slide. My boy and I are leaving 2 mins before them and shes talkin to some 20+ guy, probably the guy who just got his hand out her ass and I just chill, i let her do her thing and watnot. I was ****blockin her from gusy all night and there is only so much **** you can block. Her friend loves me, the girl i'm after even tells me i cute or somethin. i'm alil drunk so i forget. but as i'm leaving i go "Ay M i'm out, i'll see u later." as shes talkin to some older guy..and i get a headnod "bye." now i'm straight p!ssed... because I left my lotion in her car and I have no othe roptions.
that was such a bullsh!t way to say goodbye and i'm jsut angry. we're supposed to go on a date next week and i dont even know how to react now.
tips? would oyu be angry? anyone?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
backbreaker said:Fixed it for ya
seriously man... Grow up.
:yes:Last Man Standing said:Dayyyyyyum! I think BB just called you a "Chump"!
Patrick, don't be intimidated by older women - a few years from now they'll be begging you to marry them!!!