"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i'm 18; shes 21.

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delete this, i was kinda drunk.
 
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Patrick124 said:
I talked and jacked off thinking about this girl 2 weeks ago about. I'm a freshman in college, shes a senior so I already know I have no chance in hell because i am already putting her on high ground. I spit Division NAIA calibur game, because if I really had NCAA D1 game, she'd be sucking me off now . but tonight was the first time we followed through.
I had a date planned for earlier tonight, but her Crush's D!ck popped up and you know she had to take care of it. i let it slide because I have no other options. I go out, and and texts me telling me she's finishing her slerpie, and where is she? I was on my way home cause this going out stuff was cutting in my jack off/worship time, and she goes "i'll have my friend pick you up if you want. Just don't shake his hand, it's been in my ass" sure why not. I get picked up, meet her at the bar, I'm trying to flirt, and since i lost my fake i couldnt get myself drinks because i'm a loser. dammmit. So i ask her to get me n my jerky partner a drink. shes real drunk and basically fvcks it up, losses money n sh!t. I let it slide. My boy and I are leaving 2 mins before them and shes talkin to some 20+ guy, probably the guy who just got his hand out her ass and I just chill, i let her do her thing and watnot. I was ****blockin her from gusy all night and there is only so much **** you can block. Her friend loves me, the girl i'm after even tells me i cute or somethin. i'm alil drunk so i forget. but as i'm leaving i go "Ay M i'm out, i'll see u later." as shes talkin to some older guy..and i get a headnod "bye." now i'm straight p!ssed... because I left my lotion in her car and I have no othe roptions.
that was such a bullsh!t way to say goodbye and i'm jsut angry. we're supposed to go on a date next week and i dont even know how to react now.
tips? would oyu be angry? anyone?
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Fixed it for ya ;)


seriously man... Grow up.
 
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Dayyyyyyum! I think BB just called you a "Chump"!

Patrick, don't be intimidated by older women - a few years from now they'll be begging you to marry them!!!
 
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oh man, your constructive.
but please delete this thread
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Last Man Standing said:
Dayyyyyyum! I think BB just called you a "Chump"!

Patrick, don't be intimidated by older women - a few years from now they'll be begging you to marry them!!!
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What is the problem?
 
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