"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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So this lady simply lied about being a citizen and registered to vote in Dallas County, TX for years. Was only caught when being prevented from registering in another county and confessing to the fraud.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-...ced-8-years-prison-after-illegally-voting-tex

Now, if that's so simple as there is no voter ID verification in many places, what makes people think this could not be happening on a larger scale across the USA?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So this lady simply lied about being a citizen and registered to vote in Dallas County, TX for years. Was only caught when being prevented from registering in another county and confessing to the fraud.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-...ced-8-years-prison-after-illegally-voting-tex

Now, if that's so simple as there is no voter ID verification in many places, what makes people think this could not be happening on a larger scale across the USA?
It is. There are 11-15 million illegal aliens in this country. If 20% of them figured out a way to vote, that's 3 million people and there goes Clinton's popular vote "victory".

And 20% doesn't seem all that implausible when you consider almost 50% of American citizens voted this election. If 33%, or 5 million of them voted, then Trump won the popular vote by 2 million.
 
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