"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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If you were gay for a day...

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For what it’s worth I think the male physique is gorgeous. I like hair on a built chest,in fact I find gray hair on the chest dead sexy; defined arms, a six pack and soccer legs. God bless futbol. I love a soccer player’s physique best. I also love stubble on a face with masculine bone structure. I love the expression on my guy’s face in the midst of passion.
Gross. :) But thanks for the response. Men for the most part, do not find gray hair attractive, so it's always interesting to see how women view it as just another shade. I remember being fascinated by The Thinker as a statue when I was a kid.
I've always suspected that women kind of focus on the sensuality of their own bodies during sex, as opposed to the male's, if that makes any sense. Since their bodies are more sensual, and the male's is more "utilitarian", even if it's functional in being dominant.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Well here is the difference.

I have wondered before how a man can stick their jake into another man's butt hole. Yeah, I can admit that. I have wondered how thinking about a dookie covered butt hole can make another man erect.

I have NEVER in my life considered that, if I decide to do the above, which dookie covered male butt hole I would prefer, or which dude I would prefer to insert their jake into my dookie covered butt hole. Until now, because you started this ridiculous thread and I can't get the picture out of my head. Seriously, I just took a sh*t too.

Congratulations homo. Please get banned.
ahahhahaha
 

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Those men weren't born gay....they just got sucked into it.
No pun intended hey!

And on another point, it's weird that when a woman dances,they look ok but but if a man dances,they look ridiculous. Well white men anyway. That's why I've never danced and never will.
 

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To continue this train of thought:

Have you noticed how women usually show more skin than men do? Women often show their legs or wear a sleeveless dress, or a backless dress, or a plunging neckline. Meanwhile, to dress a man up, you cover up about every inch of them that you can. Like if you have a suit or a tux, the only skin showing is the hands and head (got to breathe, I guess). Other than that, it's cover that sh!t up lol.

We like it when women show cleavage. Can you imagine if guys wore some sort of sling that pushed their balls together and put them on display?
 

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Guys who can dance are sexy. My ex husband is a white guy with mad rhythm who can dance beautifully. That’s much of what attracted me.

My BF also is a great dancer and also a white guy (with some Latin blood).

Doesn’t matter what color if a man can dance it’s a huge advantage. End of story.

If he’s got status and is handsome in addition? He’ll slay.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Tongue in which cheek exactly?
ASS check hhahahahahaha fart

Rimshot:down:

(bring the immaturity back to this thread, like it deserves)

Seriously, the OP is gay and a troll, yet we are keeping this thread alive and NOT ridiculing him mercilessly.
 

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It can all be distilled down to a basic maxim: Men are primarily attracted to looks, and women are primarily attracted to power and confidence.

Everything else is an elaboration of these two pillars.
 
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