"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

If you were a 144 y.o., would you want to bang Sofia Loren?

Thread starter MatureDJ
Start date May 23, 2014

MatureDJ

Master Don Juan

#1

https://celebrity.yahoo.com/the-insider/sophia-loren-wows-cannes-red-195216133.html

(I use this age as this would be the proper age of her man, as per the Moslem rule.

)

I think I'd rather bang her than the young butterball reporter. :trouble:

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

W

Warrior74

Master Don Juan

#2

I'd take the butter ball yo. Dat yoof.

VladPatton

Master Don Juan

#3

I'd do that butterball chick hard!

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